#sanguine

Sanguine: “Martin, relax, go get a beer!”

Martin: “I don’t want a beer.”

Sanguine: “Who said it was for you?”

Sanguine: “Take me to art museums and make out with me.”

Sheogorath: “But they said not to touch the masterpieces~”

Sanguine: “Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall~~”

Jyggalag (contacting knights of order): “This is Jyggalag, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again…”

ABSOLUTION

art-misha-voltaire:

Commission for @feuvyper!!

thank you so much!! i love it

sanguine origins

Sanguine at work

sanguine doodles

say cheese

incorrectdaedra:

Sanguine: “When you said you’d do "magic in bed”, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.“

Sheogorath: "Is this your card?”

Sanguine: “Holy shit!”

Written for Jan 25, 2022 @drarrymicroficprompt “SHATTERED.” (Word Count: 50.) 

“This isn’t me,” you tell yourself, sitting on the bench in the rain.

Yet you wait.

You wait for him to pass by only to chance one look at him while his friends scoff. Your eyes lock briefly. He bites his lower lip, blinks once, and keeps walking.

You wait.

ilovecatsandbaking:

montymcpeen:

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

unfolded73:

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)