[ID: a drawing of kurt barlow from salem’s lot. the second picture shows my hand holding the sketchbook, which is about one inch wide and two inches tall, open to the drawing.]
first drawing in tiny sketchbook bought at yard sale today. havent drawn small in a while Feels Good
actually alucard (2008) is the best film adaptation of dracula & we need to stop pretending its not
im saying this as someone whos watched almost every dracula movie that follows the original story from the big name versions to obscure czechoslovakian tv movies. alucard (2008) was made with a paperclip and a piece of string and i will shove it down everyones throats until the day i die
watch the trailer and you still wont fully get an idea of how low budget this movie is. imdb estimates the budget as One Thousand Five Hundred Dollars. for comparison, birdemic had a budget of $10k. its more faithful to the book than any other version & i literally love it so much
im watching alucard (2008), and i cannot stress this enough, quincey just shot out the window
DRACULAS PENIS???
ok. i promised more details, so here are some screenshots from what is legitimately and without a doubt the most faithful-to-the-book dracula.
[ID: jonathan harker sitting on a bed in a dingy, decrepit room with a regular ass radiator in the background. he is typing on a very thick, clunky laptop that looks like it’s from the 90s.]
[ID: four people sitting at a table covered with a red tablecloth with little empty plates and glasses of water. behind them are many similar tables, all of which are unoccupied. it looks like they’re at a shitty conference reception or something.]
[ID: a yellow screen on top of a tv static background. on the yellow screen there is a news reporter and a smaller window showing something i can’t even make out. above the reporter and the small window, red text reads “nilbog tv: news flash with ash.” the entire thing is very pixely.]
[ID: van helsing and doctor seward in the foreground of a bland white room having a conversation. between them in the background is quincey morris, wearing a black coat and baggy pants stuffed into his tan cowboy boots. i’m sharing this image to highlight this outfit.]
[ID: a white paper with “nilbog” written on it in sharpie.]
[ID: a piece of graph paper on a wooden table showing a bar graph labelled “renfield’s moods.” the data is too small to read, but probably unimportant.]
[ID: five men having a toast with what looks like glasses of kool aid. they are standing in a white break room with a cabinet in the background.]
[ID: several arms in the foreground coming from behind the camera holding out crosses of varying size at dracula, who is completely ass naked. i have taken the liberty of scribbling over his hog, which absolutely was in plain view.]
[ID: arthur and quincey at sea. arthur is tucking a walkie talkie into his jacket. quincey is wearing a cowboy hat.]
[ID: a different shot of arthur and quincey at sea, showing that they are traveling in a motor raft? whatever you call it?]
it should also be noted that in the beginning jonathan was transported up to meet dracula in like. a minivan. & the end credit music is a rap about dracula. they also never say the name dracula in the movie, his name is alucard. but it 100% is definitely the most faithful adaptation out there, and you can watch it on flixfling, which you need a subscription for but i think you can get a free week? i already cant remember
i am so so serious about alucard ive watched enough film adaptations of dracula to be able to say it does the best job following the original story. like by an absolute mile, by a Lightyear it is the closest to the book. dracula fans are always going “no movie has ever done it right” Well Theres One and baby its alucard (2008) available on flixfling
the guy who im choosing to believe is scurrying around in my walls drinking all the mice like its his job
[ID: a pen drawing, shaded roughly with cross hatching, of a skinny, lanky, decrepit, partially-decomposing vampire. he has large pointed ears, a skeletal face, and spots on his arm and neck that have rotted away to expose bone. his hair is long and scraggly and he wears only tattered pants. he has long clawed fingers and toes with webbing between them and similar webbing under his arms. he’s sitting hunched over with his legs bent and one hand on his knee, and is gazing upwards with large blank eyes as blood drips down his chin.]
van pires again dont ask me what theyre talkin about i just drew them
[ID: a pencil sketch of three vampires. the first has curly hair and a dress with sleeves resembling bat wings, and is facing the second with one finger held up as though she’s saying something. the second is thin and skeletal with wispy hair and a turtleneck, and is holding his hands up like he doesn’t know what to do with them. the third is short with slicked-back hair and a cape, and is resting his cheek against the second vampire’s back and hugging him while the other two talk.]
[ID: a collage page themed around dracula. the background of the page is half red and half a decorative off-white page with an illustration of a gold gross on it, and two opposite corners of the page are covered with black paper patterned with white bats. scattered over the page are various things including a few stickers and rough illustrations of dracula, scraps of paper, red pictures of eyes, and plastic bats from cheap halloween rings.]
[ID: a simple black and white drawing of the vampire from a girl walks home alone at night. she’s a pale woman wearing a black chador and a black and white striped shirt, and she is skateboarding down the sidewalk beneath a black sky. a thin outline separates the sky from her clothing. apart from her eyes, the whites of the drawing are dimmed down to gray to suggest nighttime.]
i think more vampires should be fat & still hot. give them some more blood or something
also i think more vampires should look like 500 year old dead corpses. and they can be best friends with the hot fat vampires and also in love
it occurred to me after drawing that this is like 3 notches away from just being wwdits but i think all vampire polycules should look like this
[ID: a loose scribbly doodle of three vampires. two of them are fat and human-like apart from fangs and pointed ears. one is wearing a dress and one is dressed like a dracula, and they are both holding hands with a lanky, emaciated vampire with a more skeletal face and wispy stringy hair. the skinny one is between the other two, and has an arm draped over one and is about to kiss the other. there are hearts floating above them.]
i liked them so i drew them a little nicer not fully fleshed out but u know
[ID: a neater, colored drawing of the same 3 vampires. the first vampire is black with medium-length black hair, and she wears a purple dress with sleeves resembling bat wings and a spiderweb pattern on the top. the second one is white with very pale skin which looks a little shriveled and wispy gray hair and is wearing a black turtleneck and pants. the third has light blue skin and dark gray hair and wears a black coat and pants and a purple waistcoat with green accents. they are in front of a light purple background.]
Nicht nur, daß sie eine wirkliche Kaviar-Herrin ist und die Krönung aller Kaviarspenderinnen (und ich habe die Ehre, nicht wenige kennen gelernt zu haben), nein, viel entscheidender hierbei ist ihr edles Wesen! :-)
Als wir uns das erste Mal trafen, war es wie eine Offenbarung für mich: Sie drang mental und emotional derart tief in mich ein, daß ich mich regelrecht in ihr zu verlieren drohte. Vor allem hält dieser Zustand permanent an, obwohl wir, aufgrund unglücklicher Umstände, den Kontakt verloren.
Zwischenzeitlich versuchte ich, sie zu wiederzufinden, stellte mich aber vermutlich zu blöd an. Wie froh war ich, als ich ihr Instagram-Profil entdeckte. Blos blöd, daß sie keine DMs empfangen konnte. Aber, nochmal genauer gesucht und ihre Webseite&ihr Kaufmich.com-Profil entdeckt. :-))
Mitlerweile haben wir auch Kontakt via WhatApp und haben unsere alte Freundschaft aufgefrischt. Kiar ist auch, daß ich auch in der Entferung als Humantoilette via Postempfang zur Verfügung stehe. An geeigneter Stelle, werde ich auch dazu berichten.
Ich hoffe, daß es nicht mehr all zu lange dauert und ich ihr wieder mal real als Toilette, Spucknapf, etc. pp., sowie SM-Spielzeug zur Verfügung stehen kann. Natürlich werden wir das dann auch bildlich und filmerisch dokumentieren. Diejenigen, die meinem Hauptblog folgen, werden es dann in Form von Berichten nachverfolgen können.
Wenn Lady Starlight es wünscht, hat sie jederzeit das Recht, mich vollumfänglich zu versklaven! - NUR SIE!
Wenn ich hier von Versklavung rede, dann meine ich dies nicht auf spielerischer Ebene oder eingeschränkt auf BDSM & Fetisch, sondern allumfassend. Ein Stichwort hierzu zum Nachlesen: CNC (Metakonsens).
[ID: 8 screenshots of doug jones, young and curly-haired, as ken in night angel (1990). in most of them he is either just standing there or making some sort of goofy face, and in one he is crying outside a window.]
i am sitting through this movie to bring you the latest in Young Permed Up Doug Jones technology
[ID: a black and white drawing of the creature from the black lagoon. a second picture shows the tiny sketchbook open to the drawing beside some gray markers for scale.]
the fun thing about miniature art is that in person it looks cool bc its small but when you take a picture of it and share it online at the same size youd share a regular drawing . it just looks Bad
[ID: a drawing of the creepshow creep standing outside the window at night. the second picture shows a little figure of mr creep sitting with a tiny sketchbook open to the drawing. he is propped up against a cat.]
[ID: a drawing of kurt barlow from salem’s lot. the second picture shows my hand holding the sketchbook, which is about one inch wide and two inches tall, open to the drawing.]
first drawing in tiny sketchbook bought at yard sale today. havent drawn small in a while Feels Good
