#source tik tok

*During the time Harry was away*

Molly: So the case is in Decatur? Which is four hours away.

Thomas: Yep.

Molly: Do you have like an aux cord or something?

Thomas: …

Molly: … I spy with my little eye something green.

Thomas: …

Molly: …

Thomas: Is it the… grass?

Molly: Yeah!

Thomas: I spy with my little eye-

*One hour later*

Molly and Thomas: I’M JOHN LAWRENCE IN THE PLACE TO BE! TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT I’M WORKIN’ ON THREE! 

Harry: You had 1 job. Order a washer and dryer but what did you order?

Thomas: But I got a good deal.

Harry: BUT WHAT DID YOU ORDER?

Thomas: It was buy two get one free, that’s a good deal.

Harry: *sighs* You’re right that is a good deal. BUT NOT FOR REFRIGERATORS BRO. NOT FOR REFRIGERATORS.

I thought I was over it, then I saw this

Peter: I don’t wanna be a person anymore. I’m tired of it.
Tony: …are you ok–
Peter: I wanna be a dinosaur.
Tony: There it is.

Therapist: now, jake, what do we say when depression hits?

Jake:*sigh*

Jake: my depression is chronic but this ass is iconic

Therapist:no!

Amy: yes!

Aizawa: Ok…who is responsible for Mineta’s disappearance?

Deku Squad: Don’t blame us, we didn’t have a clue!

Baku Squad: Well it’s not our fault, we’re innocent like you!

Toko Squad: We did it.

Everyone:…WHAT THE HELL-

Shoji: Please tell me you didn’t tell Tokoyami.

Koda: I did not tell Tokoyami.

*pounding on door*

Shoji: Who’s that?

Koda: I think you know…