So swinging through New York as high as skyscrapers wasn’t MJ’s thing at all
But please tell me I’m not the only one who’s pictured her and Peter doing something like this only with his web shooters. Something romantic and soft, maybe outside in the park in moonlight❤️
This is all I’ve been thinking about since I’ve seen Far From Home and I either need a spideychelle fanfic about it or see it in the third movie
So we all know that Peter and MJ totally sat next to each other on the plane ride home.
This is what DEFINITELY HAPPENED
- They totally watches hilarious/depressing movies, while sharing headphones!
-MJ leaning her head against his shoulder falling asleep
- Hand holding. Definitely some hand holding
- Peter talking to MJ about how he became Spider-Man, because he knows she has a lot of questions.
- Them planning their swinging date together❤️❤️ (even if it ended hilariously )
- Would also LOVE to see the look on Brad’s face seeing them two together. Betty even said how cute they were together. So I bet it was obvious that they officially got together
Here’s to secretly hoping there’s a deleted scene with everything I just said
I want to believe that they took a picture and it still exists on Peter One’s phone TToTT. After watching SM: No Way Home, I was very compelled to draw spider-men. Didn’t know what tho lol so I did a bunch of little sketches and I liked this one.
I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature assholeforno reason.”
Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”
YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”
Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc
The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.
It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.
Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.
Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.
Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.
There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.
Literally the only thing giving him away is him making jokes from his own generation and even then.
What if the heroes his age think he’s just a really cool Older Adult that actually understands memes and shit
Johnny Storm: Yesterday Spider-Man said “yeet” and I felt a deep wrongness in my soul. It was like watching a bear drive a car. Novel, but just wrong. He’s trying to endear himself to me, probably because he’s planning something, probably my untimely murder. He used it right, too. That’s the part that’s terrifying.
Sue: Johnny what the hell are you talking about.
Ben: Whaddahell is a yeen’t.
im not adding to this im just BEGGING for a fic with this energy please
A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! A big thank you to @vegetamochi who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)
This is a Spideypool/Marvel fanfic – None of the characters or the fandom belongs to me
A/N: This is probably the cheesiest and silliest fanfic I have ever written, I hope the Marvel-Fandom can forgive me for this. Also, a reaaaally big hug and thank you at @spookytickles who was so kind to help me think of a title (okay actually I did nothing so credit to you bro :D )
Summary: Wade comes back home and tells Peter from his mission where he fell into a tank of mutant piranhas. He tries to show Peter how it was to be eaten alive by the little beasts. Warning: This fanfic contains lots of fluff and tickling
