More batsiblings being siblings??? Uhm fuck yes

- Jason picking the pickles off Tim’s burger

- “is that my shirt?” “Uhm no” “BRUUUCE” (Dick and Jason 100%)

- Cass and Duke driving thru Starbucks talking SHIT about Tim after he drank the last of the coffee and didnt buy more

- Steph and Babs going nuts with Bruce’s credit card and making Dick carry things. He’s just happy to be included but he’s not allowed to talk

- Damian going though all of Tim’s stuff when he’s not home

Tim: I’m going to Walgreen what do you want

Damian after being grounded: a new fucking family

Tim: I’ve got $12

Damian: gummy worms

- the tattling in that household would be absolutely insane

- “Bruce Jason lost my AirPods!!” “No I fucking didn’t!”

- Jason and Tim have screaming matches then go out for milkshakes

- Steph painting Dukes nails while watching Naruto

- Jason hitting Tim lightly and Tim falling to the ground hollering getting Jason in trouble

- Damian chasing Jason around with a butter knife (if you didn’t do with w ur sibling then I feel bad for you)

It’s 7am

- sometimes Tim won’t leave Bruce alone. Like he’ll just barge into wherever he is. Interrupt whatever he’s doing. Bruce loves spending quality time with his son. But said quality times needs to be a scheduled appointment. I do that to my mom so I’m sure one of them does that to Bruce.

- Dick and Jay wrestling and Bruce hitting them with a newspaper

- y’all know the circle game from like fucking 2003. I feel like that would go horribly wrong in the Wayne household

- Bruce recognizes that if Jason is EVER giggling, he needs to leave the premise immediately for his own safety.

- The looks that Steph and Barbra give eachother when they have to witness the boys do literally anything

- Bruce snores like a dad when he sleeps in his arm chair

- Duke has been kidnapped by his brothers. Like they thought it would be funny to kidnap him. They all got their asses kicked and Duke went crying to Alfred. Alfred was not pleased.

- Jason finds the ugliest ties and he always gives the to Bruce. Bruce treasures them

- whenever one of the kids calls Bruce “dad” he literally can not say no. That’s how Jason got his credit card information and Damian got the keys to the Porsche

- once a year Jason gets an angry phone call from Bruce demanding he return the Batmobile tires.

- Cass absolutely knows how to cry on command. And she uses it to her advantage. (Extra ice cream)

- Jason, Tim and Duke are banned from every 7/11 in the country

Its 7AM wtf

BatFam Week Theme: Vacation

“Ugh, I need a vacation after this,” Dick huffed.

“You all need vacations, but you never take one,” Babs pointed out. “The only time any of you leave the city is to go fight aliens in outer space.”

“That’s not fair. Sometimes B has business overseas.”

“Still not a vacation, Nightwing.”

Dick opened his mouth to argue, but shuddered instead, breath catching in the back of his throat.

“’Wing?” Babs asked, voice sharp. “You stay with me. They’re on their way, but you have to stay with me until they get there.”

“Y-Yeah.” The word was thready, shaky, like the wiggling feedback of a polygraph machine. Dick cleared his throat and tried again, clenching his teeth to keep his voice steady. “Yeah, of course. You know me, O. Why leave w-when I can make the party come to me, right?”

“Keep moving as best you can,” Babs coaxed. 

If Dick closed his eyes, he could see her hunched over her keyboard, fingers flying as she guided the rest of the team to him, eyes fixed on her screen as if she could see through it straight to him. Though really, it didn’t matter if he closed his eyes or not, since he didn’t have so much as a glimmer of light to see by.

“I’ll start hopping again in a s-second,” Dick promised. “Just let me c-catch my breath.”

“Night—”

“Something in m-my leg is broken,” Dick cut her off. He sucked in another steadying breath, trying to keep his voice light even through clenched teeth. The bone-wracking shivers and the pain were making it hard to keep his voice steady. He had to keep it steady. For Babs. “I can’t put a-any weight on it. And even if I could hop around for m-more than a minute, there’s nowhere t’ g-go. I can’t see. I’m in a f-freezer the size of a walk-in closet. N-Not rich people walk-in, either.”

He leaned his head back against freezer wall and winced as the frost settled in his hair. “I n-need to catch my breath,” Dick repeated softly. But she was right. He needed to stay alert. “Talk to me?”

“About what?” Babs’s response was immediate, unhesitating. Good ol’ Babs.

For a moment, Dick’s mind was blank. He blinked against the darkness, making the squiggling flashes of phantom lights in his eyes dance. God, he was so tired.

He rallied. “V-Vacation. Where sh-should we go?”

“We?”

Dick, to his own delight, managed a chuckle. “S-Sure. You th-think we’re bad? W-When was the last time y-you left that tower, O? A-At least I leave the h-house every now and th-then.”

He sighed, thinking of Babs high above Gotham, locked in a dark room and lit by the glow of screens on all sides. “Rapunzel, R-Rapunzel, let d-down your hair.”

Dick didn’t realize he had breathed out that last thought until Babs snorted in his ear. 

“Sure. A vacation sounds nice.” Her voice was warm and eased down his throat like a cup of Alfred’s honey tea. “Someplace far from Gotham. Out of the country. Preferably not reachable by phone, I think.”

“S-S-Someplace warm,” Dick added. His smile glinted in the dark as he was rewarded with a laugh from Babs.

“Definitely. Someplace warm.”

“A b-beach.” Dick was getting into the fantasy now. He kept his eyes closed, his busted leg stretched out against the ice-slicked floor, and tried to picture the perfect place. “Somep-place remote. Not deserted. B-But quiet. N-No crowds. Clear w-w-water. Warm s-sand. You in a-a-a bikini.”

Sun on his face, on his chest, on his hands. Wind in his hair. The scent of salt spray and coconut sunscreen in the air. If he concentrated hard enough, Dick could pretend he was there. The pain in his hands dulled, receded. He sighed again.

“Sand and wheelchairs don’t mix,” Babs was saying, warm laughter still rippling in her voice. “And my bikini days are long gone.”

“You’d l-look good in a poncho to me.” Dick was crossing a line somewhere, he knew. He and Babs weren’t… what they were wasn’t what they had been. He knew that. But keeping the words in his head was like trying to hold onto fistfuls of sand. They would slip and stream out before he could stop them.

Dick rubbed a hand against his chest, trying to push the pain out of a body that felt as tight and as brittle as an old rubber band. His breathing was too loud. He needed to keep Babs away from her worry and away from his careless words. She’d said something about… about… sand. Yeah. Sand and her wheels.

“W-We’ll hire a… a…” Dick shifted against the unyielding floor and gasped as pain shot bright as a lightning bolt up his nearly numbed leg.

“Dick?” Babs’s voice was hot and needling with concern, but it sounded further away. Easier to ignore. Dick knew he shouldn’t, but he couldn’t remember why exactly.

“One ‘those chairs,” he breathed, waiting until the pain pulled back again and left his body feeling numb and empty once more. “W’ll hire g-guys t’lift it. Y’ll b-b-be a… princess.”

God, he was so tired. Dick wanted to sleep. He wanted it more than anything in the entire world. But Babs kept saying his name. Why wouldn’t she let him sleep?

Blurry visions of an empty beach shimmered in his head again, and he felt a heat spread through his body. It was too much, too hot. Dick whined low in his throat and tugged at the neck of his suit with clumsy, unbending fingers. After a few seconds of struggling, he tired himself out and let his hand fall back into his lap.

Babs was still talking, he realized. She sounded upset. He didn’t like Babs upset. “B’s almost there, Nightwing. You stay with me. You promised you’d stay with me.”

“S’kay,” Dick whispered. His teeth had stopped chattering, but he hadn’t noticed. “S’kay, Babs. ‘m j’s g’na sleep f’r bit.”

Babs was yelling now, but that was okay. He didn’t mind. It wouldn’t keep him awake.

A/N: Now on AO3 if you feel moved to give some love: https://archiveofourown. org/works/15476685

I had so much fun animating the super hero girls (and Hal lol), their designs are so fun to draw, especially Zee and Jess!

I hope you all like it!

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My divorced parents are so cute

no but theyre so attractive

Through the Mist Week Three

Hello! Sorry it has been a hot minute life has been super crazy. Buuuuut here we are so let’s just be grateful I am in the writing mood. Last time we were here we went into the Percy Jackson universe this week we are going into the DC comics universe! Enjoy.

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Universe: DC Comics

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Starting off my day running from the cops wasn’t the most unusual thing in the world. I mean it was only 6:45am, honestly I was running behind schedule. I sprinted down the alley, my knapsack banging against my leg as I went.

“Stop in the name of the GCPD!” Some cop screamed behind me desperate to keep up.

I only laughed and pushed harder. I leaped onto a nearby dumpster grateful that the lid was closed. Last time it wasn’t and let me tell you that was an extremely embarrassing day. My breath was hot against the mask I wore to cover my face pressing against my cheeks as I ran. A necessary evil if I wanted to keep my extracurriculars a secret from the whole of Gotham. I jumped off the dumpster lid catching the fire escape mid air. My shoulders burned as I pulled my way up the ladder and scrambled up the stairs. It was a good thing I took weight lifting this semester otherwise this would have been pretty difficult. I reached the top and pulled myself onto the roof. I took a glance behind me seeing the two stout cops panting looking up at me from the ground.

I gave them a two finger salute and turned to leave. I ran right into the last person I wanted to see.

“Are we really going to have to do this?” The kid dressed up in a ridiculous looking suit asked.

I gave him a smile. “Not unless you want to get your ass kicked again.”

“I was having an off day.” He shrugged.

“You are always having an off day when it comes to me.” I smiled leaning into him. “Maybe it’s because you like me.”

My nose was almost touching his and I looked into those icy blue eyes beneath his black mask. He growled shoving me backwards. I caught myself before I went careening off the building.

“Watch yourself there bat dork. I thought it was in your sicko bat family code not to kill people.” I said dancing away from the edge.

“Just give me the bag and I’ll take you down easy.” He reached out his hand beckoning me to toss my napsack over to him.

I pulled it protectively behind me. “I spent the better part of my night getting the stuff in this bag. I sure as hell aren’t going to give it to some bat brat just because he gave me a stern talking to.”

“Fine you want to do this the hard way? Let’s do this the hard way then.” He stalked forward.

I only smiled. “That’s the plan.”

Before he could blink I had pulled two smoke bombs out of my tool belt and exploded them at his feet. He got a face full of it and stepped back coughing violently. I kicked him in the stomach and landed a solid left hook at his face. If my fists weren’t wrapped it would have hurt a lot worse than it did. What was this kid made of steel?

Nah wrong city for that.

I grabbed a nearby loose pipe and was about to whack him in the back of the head when his hand snaked out and grabbed my wrist. His gloved hand squeezed my wrist so hard I bit back a curse.

“Enough.” He growled.

“Oh I am just getting started.” I grinned dropping the pipe into my other hand and swinging it up catching him just below the chin.

He fell back hard blood spewing from his lips. I dropped the pipe beside him and leaned down.

“See ya later Batwing.” I sang before bounding across the building roofs as the sun began to rise behind me.

Things About Batman VS TMNT That NO ONE Talks About and SHOULD Talk About

- Damien was jealous because Mikey got to push all of the buttons in the Batmobile.

- Donnie’s screen name is “Bo Staffs are Cool”.

- Babs hates the word “ooze”.

- Mikey gave Alfred his skateboard. By the way, Alfred promised Mikey he would “only use his skateboard for the sickest tricks”.

- They all have their initials on their belts.

- There was a lesbian breakup in the pizzeria Mikey was thrown into.

- Bruce says “Cowabunga”.

- Bruce owns a Superman mug and drinks from it.

- Apparently, Gotham still doesn’t know if Batman is human or not.

- Raph makes a reference to the song “Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd when he was fighting Mr. Freeze.

- Harley will fight you if you call her nurse.

- Leo’s worst fear is loosing his brothers.

- Donnie was able to figure out where the Batcave was after just a hour of research.

- Shredder is batshit crazy now.

- The movie takes place in April.

- Leo was able to easily kick Ras al Ghul’s ass by kicking him in the balls.

- Leo can take Bruce in a fight.

- Mikey tripped walking up the stairs in Arkham.

- Babs LITERALLY kicked ALL of Joker’s teeth out.

- The Joker killed his own grandma.

- Babs thought our boys were lizards.

- Harley mutated into a dog. Two Face mutated into a two-headed mountain lion or some other jungle cat. Mr. Freeze mutated into a polar bear. Poison Ivy mutated into a plant. Bane mutated into a jaguar. Scarecrow mutated into a crow. Joker mutated into a snake. Bruce mutated into a bat.

- Babs and Donnie are friends online.

bruce at the dining room table drinking coffee out of his “world’s okayest father” mug sitting next to dick drinking coffee out of his “world’s best big brother” mug. both were purchased by the rest of the bat siblings as christmas presents that year. dick is not smug. not at all.

Pls enjoy this meme I made at 1 in the morning last night