#steve rogers headcanon

Warnings : one mention of kinky stuff but that’s all

• You and Steve met, when Bucky decided to introduce you to his best friend
• At first Steve was intimated by you, especially your unusual makeup
• But even though you were looking a bit scary for him, he decided to try making friends with you
• He wasn’t regretting it, you were nice to him and he absolutely loved your personality. Of course you liked him too, he was probably the most polite person you ever met
• After Bucky introduced you two to each other, you started hanging out
• At first you were scared that he might not want to hang out with you, because you were looking so differently than most people, but Steve assured you that he loves the way you look
• After spending a lot of time together, you two understood that as different as you thought you would be
• The biggest difference between you two is your dressing style, but neither of you minds that
• After sometime, you start dating
• A lot of cuddles
• Sometimes you would do his makeup or give him some clothes so he could look like you
• He absolutely loves it, but he still prefers wearing his clothes outside (he’s not ready to wear them outside his house)
• Him buying you some clothes/accessories he thibk you would like
• Dates in abandoned places
• At first Steve was against that idea, because he was afraid of being caught
• But then he decided to give a try, he loved it
• At first it felt bad, because he was scared someone could see him, so he was careful about doing this and he still is
• But besides that, he enjoys this kinds of dates
• He tried doing your makeup once or twice, it wasn’t looking so good, it was messy, but you appreciated the fact he tried his best
• If drink monster energy or any other kind of energy drinks, he’ll make sure you don’t drink too much, he don’t want you to get hurt
• If you would ask him to, he can buy you some energy drinks
• Him helping you save money to buy platform boots
• If someone makes fun of you being Goth, Steve’s not going to be very nice
• He has a thing for your chokers, he probably has a kink, but won’t tell you, a least not until he’s ready to do so
• Steve’s favorite part of your looks are accessories, especially rings
• Basically he loves you and he’s happy that you’re being yourself

Steve, walking into the room with a signage around his neck saying ‘Good things’ :

Tony, following after Steve with a similar sign except his says 'Small Packages’:

Peter, packing his bags: I hate this household

So you know that scene in cacw where Steve says to Wanda: “just like we practiced” and then Wanda uses her powers to yeet him up to the window so he can get inside that building? They practiced that.

Now I can’t stop laughing bc I’m just imagining Wanda yeeting Steve at the avengers compound and Steve hitting the wall at like 40mph. And the avengers inside the building just hear an occasional bang on the wall followed by some cursing and a “try again” or “just one more time”

Then eventually the avengers come out to watch bc they don’t know wtf is going on and from far away they just see this little red white and blue circle being yeeted at the wall

Then nat just starts filming this whole thing and she’s literally cracking tf up