So today I had an interview that was set up for me by previous a sugar daddy. And then when it came time to list my references the only ones I could think of were other sugar daddies LMAO but they all have great careers that are going to make me sound super great LMAO I’m fucking dying.
I’ve never done this before, I’ve been to really nice places with really nice food too. I feel like it makes you seem less classy in a way. Or maybe I’m just being a pussy.
wait. Now I know you bitches are NOT at 5 star eating establishments Instagram-ing the appetizer and shit. Please act like you’ve been somewhere before.
Okay what is up with guys and armpits? I’ve noticed this with both vanilla and sugar men; WHY THE FUCK Y’ALL LICKING UP MY PITS?? WHY??? I feel so fucking uncomfortable, like not that my pits are nasty or anything, I just don’t like someone’s tongue on my pits. Put your tongue on my vagina, not my pits. Like, each time this happens, I squeeze my arms to my sides, trying to prevent it, but no, they still push on to lick my pits. WHY THE FUCK??!!
