#tbf theres a lot of different cereals

Teacher: are you eating dry cereal in my class?

Student, holding a bunch of cereal in his hands: maybe

Teacher: it’s making loud crunch sounds so you need to stop

Student: okay sorry

Teacher: what cereal is that anyway?

Student, after pausing to think about it for a long time: I don’t know, they’re circles

Teacher: …Cheerios?

Student: probably?

Teacher: I worry about your generation sometimes