#gen z post
“My cat stole my balls”
“Fake balls??”
“No, my tennis balls”
Teacher: are you eating dry cereal in my class?
Student, holding a bunch of cereal in his hands: maybe
Teacher: it’s making loud crunch sounds so you need to stop
Student: okay sorry
Teacher: what cereal is that anyway?
Student, after pausing to think about it for a long time: I don’t know, they’re circles
Teacher: …Cheerios?
Student: probably?
Teacher: I worry about your generation sometimes
“Simply become a prostitute until you have enough money to hire a hitman to kill all of your clients”
*softly* “No.”
“WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE WALL?!”
“THAT’S FAKE BLOOD DUH THE CONTAINER IS RIGHT THERE”
“Why are you dressed up as Captain America at nine am on a Friday!?”