#the avengers
i miss my og 6 avengers
thank u for coming to my ted talk.
so you know how in cacw Tony said: “okay who’s putting coffee grounds in the disposal? what am i running a b&b for a biker gang?”
this just got me thinking that tony is probably the one who gets mad at everyone for making a mess in the avengers compound
for example:
Tony: *finds an opened bag of lucky charms left on the counter* okay who the FUCK left the cEreal bag oPEN??? now the lucky charms are FUCKING STALE are you kiDDING ME I just bOught them YESTERDAY
tony: *looks at Steve* was it YOU???? i swEar to god STEVE if it was yOu that is the LAST TIME you will eat cEREAL
“Let’s hear it for Captain America!”
aka
“Hell yea that’s my boyfriend right there!”
So I was in my room, eating some dried apricots, and I looked at the bag (it was the Newman’s Own brand) and I noticed that the guy on the bag looked like an older version of Paul Rudd:
but doesn’t it tho?
And then I told my dad, and he was like “oh ya, that’s Paul Newman”
PaulNewman
PaulRudd
coincidence? i think not
I had a dream that I was walking in New York City (I do not live anywhere near New York by the way, I’m from Michigan and I’ve never been there) and I was just enjoying a shake or something when suddenly I was falling, but like… up. And I was so confused and then I was on a building and I looked up and the fucking avengers were all looking at me
Like spiderman had just grabbed me and pulled me on top of a building
And Tony was like
Sorry about that you were about to be killed by a piece of shrapnel
And there was a whole fucking building collapsing where I was walking a few seconds ago
And I just looked at them and was like
You call that fucking shrapnel
And I woke up
For@gottalovev, Who won one of my @marveltrumpshate Auctions. This is the third of six aesthetics, I’ll be making for Lou. Here you are, Lou!
Steve Rogers x Tony Stark, with Background Avengers - Happy Halloween!
Also on Ao3.
“What are you dressed as?” Clint asks, face scrunching up, half hindered behind the sunglasses he’s wearing.
“I’m a mad scientist?”
Look at this! Just perfect for Halloween and really funny on top! It has the perfect Team-as-family vibe I prefer. Thank you @nixie-deangel , I love it! ♥️
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Peter: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.
Kidnapper: Are you okay??
the fact that buckynat is not canon in the MCU was the worst decision they made. also steve ruining peggy’s life after she moved on
Tony: We need a distraction.
Steve: You want me to blow the buttons of my shirt?
Tony: Su— wait, what? You can do that?
Steve: The trick is in keeping the buttons on.
Tony: I don’t think people want to see that.
The other Avengers and the bad guys: Speak for yourself.
