#the revenge

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Having a Barbossa obsession makes me wonder if I have daddy issues.

My guys, I’ve loved this man since the beginning when PotC: CotBP was released in 2003. I was 15 fucking years old.

And I’d still ride that black heart in his 80s, fancy wig and all. Fuck that Salamander and the trident to heck.

So, this scene always amuses me. Let me tell you things!

Barbossa eating slices of apples with a danty fork and his pinky all extended. His general attitude and body language. Iggy Azalea probably following behind in a row boat scaring away mermaids lest their heads explode (might explain why the they didn’t bother the ship until it was anchored).

I like that they made a point for us to see Barbossa fill his teacup with alcohol. We view this as humor or even shocking, “I don’t think he’s allowed to do that, how unprofessional”. However, beer/grog (heavily diluted) was standard for sailors, helped prevent scurvy and was easier to keep than fruit.

Fun fact aside, look how desperate he pours that shit, like “oh God,” as he sees Gillette making his way on over. Barbossa already knows the whole crew just standing there, waiting. “Quickly. Shove this apple in my mouth, before I gotta acknowledge this shit”.

“Aye. Mermaids. (Ya dumb fucks).”

He has a separate cup of precious fresh clean water. So extra.

Mostly though, Gillette. Poor Gillette. Survived Barbossa in Curse of the Black Pearl, only to serve him in Stranger Tides. His distaste. His irritation. Forced formalities and etiquette. Look at his face. He is so done.

“Sir.”

jellyana:

finally saw the gay pirate show last week and now they’ve occupied my brain ‍☠️

silk-and-oranges:

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“Well, I don’t really have a problem with the Captain. He reads us stories at night, that’s one nice thing about him. If we kill him, we’ll never know what happens to that wooden doll who wants to become a real boy.”

it feels so rare to love every character on a show but Our Flag Means Death just does it so good.
ID:
Illustration: Crew of The Revenge from Our Flag Means Death, drawn together in a sort of collage. Mr Buttons is saying “Absolutely Necessary” in a speech bubb
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gonna post this to my insta soon but. I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY. also the shading was so super tough my god-

actuallyidontgiveadamn:

guys i get it that everyone’s focus is on the gay pirates part of the show but please can we not ignore this cinematic masterpiece of a scene

a beautifully underrated scene

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