#this is silly
why was he built like this
In his words: “In order to fit the setting”.
Like literally, that’s what he says in the original. He looks like that because he’s in the Kirby universe, and no humans allowed, so he’s a weird little gremlin man.
tbh when ive been gone for a while and check my notifs, its REALLY wild sometimes the things that have been getting notes????
like some offhand post i made abt the lego movie when that came out got a note, and theres a random gay post i made abt my orc wife in skyrim that gets like A Note every 3 months, and just all sorts of weird obscure stuff that i havent even tagged and posted like 3+ years ago that im like… how are u guys finding this?????
like this is my activity bar
what even goes on here while im away
Grassmannian devil
happy mermay
[a person at a nightclub: their bottom half is wearing lacy purple thigh highs and pink cowboy boots. the top half is a very large goldfish, like the cracker.]
[id: a brown ferret in a cowboy hat]
[id: a golden retriever puppy with a orange butterfly on its nose, a Pomeranian puppy with a pink butterfly on its nose, and a chocolate lab with a blue butterfly on its nose]
“I think of those mechanical bulls. Are those real? We didn’t see any in America.” — Chapter 63, AWTWB
A deep quote turned in something silly by me. I’ve been thinking in those mechanical bulls.
(Seeing) You — Bruce Wayne
Requested by Anonymous!
Fandom:DC Comics, The Batman 2022
Pairing:Bruce Wayne/Batman + Reader
Rating:SFW
Word Count: 2,653
Summary: As Alfred recovers in the hospital, your Aunt Dory asks you to act as a temporary replacement as staff in Wayne Tower. But you get much more than you bargained for.
Reader is a psychic per request. More specifically, she’s an empath as well as a spirit medium.
Also, I was listening to When The Party’s Over on repeat while I wrote this. This is also really silly but I digress.
Might publish a bonus spice chapter, might not, who can say?Taglist:@lol-im-done
Before all this, you were pretty sure you’d met Bruce Wayne only once.
You’d been twelve years old, visiting your Aunt Dory with your mother, and as much as you tried to be friends with him, he kept to himself, and though he didn’t tell you, you knew why. The people he missed the most passed on their love through you, but when you tried to tell him that, he didn’t speak to you for the rest of the visit.
You tried to explain that you were a medium, but he didn’t believe you. Aunt Dory told you he’d come around, but you were pretty sure she was just trying to comfort you.
Now, you were pretty sure he’d forgotten all about that incident. And you were seeing him again.
my heart is so full rn
Is he
You know
I know what this was going for but all i can picture is a mermaid who needs to pull their tail up
MY NEW OC:
Name: HellSu
Bio: UrSu’s twin brother. He lives in Hell because he’s so evil. UrSu doesn’t like to talk about him because he’s lame. He challenged SkekSo to a fight and almost won but spared his life because he likes fighting skeksis. He’s better friends with SkekVar and has a crush on SkekSil (DON’T TELL ANYONE)
Likes: Killing, linkin park, eatin meat, fighting, SkekSil, being evil
Dislikes: Veggies, UrSu trying to boss him around, the Darkening (cuz its destroying the planet he wants to destroy first and that’s not cool), SkekSo, the color pink, gelfling, the other mystics, football, anything colorful and happy
I hope you like him!