#shepard from omaha
literally can’t stop thinking about how simon says baz smells “rank” omg
some of y’all have never been kidnapped by numpties and it shows
good morning to half-dragon guys, gay-harry-styles vampire dudes, cursed black guys with a truck, biracial girls with glasses that got dumped and blonde beauties that got kidnapped by next gen vampires ONLY
Art vs Artist 2021 to ring out the year
“I think of those mechanical bulls. Are those real? We didn’t see any in America.” — Chapter 63, AWTWB
A deep quote turned in something silly by me. I’ve been thinking in those mechanical bulls.
Shep Fic Recs!
Ok I have a new tag game for Shep’s bday y'all. Post some of your favorite Shep fics. That’s it, that’s the game. Happy birthday Shep!
Closer to the Sun (E, 6k) by @mostlymaudlin
Some amazing simpard with dragon!simon. (And baz doesn’t exist in this universe so no feeling sad about simon not being with him instead lol)
Based on a Fake Story (T, 2.5k) by @facewithoutheart
Absolutely hilarious fic inspired by a Lonely Island song lol. Shep is the bestest friend.
Two Polecats, a Fomorian, and a Banshee Walk Into a Diner (G, 1k) by foolofabookwyrm
Shep finds new magical creatures! Includes awesome art by @krisrix!
Happy Birthday, Shepard!
reblog with one thing you hope to see in AWTWB - let’s manifest
I’ll start, baz and agathas friendship
the man mints cryptid currency
honestly love this dynamic for them
Shepard: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
