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3am Tweaker Hour

I don’t even have to look at the clock to know its 3am bc my phone starts buzzing from all the social media activity. Everyone is suddenly active on facebook and shit lol ️

4am Tweaker Problems

So I fill my bubble and melt it down. Go to hit it and… Torch is empty. So I grab the butane. IT’S EMPTY!! FUCK! Guess I’m using my lighter … so I get it rolling nicely, go to hit it and….THE LIGHTER DIES!!!

Friend says: Where can we get butane at 4am?!!!??!

Me: Walmart

Friend puts on shoes and walks to Walmart in the pouring rain to get butane.

Lmao don’t judge! I was quite spun tf out when I made this one…

Found this in my drafts and figured I’d be breaking a tweaker law or something if I didn’t share with y'all…

And yep, this a TweakerSlut Original that I wrote exactly 7 days after getting out of jail last month…

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