Content warnings: Explicit sexual content (handjobs).
Pairing: RTN!Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Menma
Excerpt:
“Well, this has been fun,” Sasuke says with a yawn, “but—”
Menma grabs his ankle with steel fingers. “Sit down.”
Sasuke attempts half-heartedly to free himself and promptly gives up, sprawling out on the floor where he had been napping for the last twenty minutes. A heavy scroll is deposited in his lap without so much as a how-do-you-do.
“Look,” he sighs. “This just isn’t for me. I’m fine being a chūnin.”
“You can do it.”
It is not so much encouraging as a threat.
Notes: I wrote most of this an entire year ago for the @naruto-smut-monday prompt “idle hands” and finally finished it