#ukai keishin
Asexual Sugawara and Coach Ukai for @togataaas
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So I was in my garage trying to fix my shit-house skateboard and you know when your hands are all greasy and have the grimey metal smell?
anyways so concept; Ukai as a mechanic :)))))))
Nonstop wearing singlets and tank tops. calloused, dirty hands and face with a bit of grime to it. Cigarette hanging from the corner of his lips as he cleans his hands with an equally dirty rag.
How we doin’ guys? Personally I feel like I am ~crumbling~ inside but that is FINE. I’m just being vibe checked from God. Anyways; I wanted something that would make me cry but also feel better soooooo enjoy
These are some headcanons of mine about how Haikyuu peeps would comfort you
- Asahi is a big hugger. You feel sad? Hugs all around. They are also immaculate. 10/10 would hug again
- Sugawara like aggressively loves you. You don’t get the sweet little “it’ll be okay” no. You get the “you are a bad bitch. Mkay?”
- Kuroo is a fucking impeccable listener. He’ll never tell you what you should and shouldn’t be doing, he listens and just lets you express
- Bokuto is also a big hugger, but like BIG HUGGER. That man will bear hug the tears out of your body and will not let go until you at least smile
- Daichi gives the best advice, he literally just knows everything. He never judges you and generally just puts things straight like “okay look this is what needs to happen”
- Atsumu’s specialty is making you laugh. He isn’t good with words but he never fails to make you smile
- Osamu, on the other hand, is quite gentle. His tone, demeanor, literally everything softens when you’re upset. It’s just generally calm and he gives you the energy you need to just breathe
- Oikawa plans straight up murder. Someone hurt you? Don’t worry babe, Oikawa is planning it and pitching it to Iwaizumi later
- Akaashi lets you lay with your head on his thighs and plays with your hair because he knows it usually calms you down. His advice is also top-notch
- I just KNOW Nishinoya’s exact quote would be so casual “whatcha’ sad about?” I can hear it in his voice. He buys you sweets and lets you vent out your problems. It’s most likely that afterwards he shows you a trick he’s working on, even more likely he fails (on purpose to make you smile)
- Tsukishima is literally so fucking blunt it’s incredible. However, he has this whole protective vibe to him that he’ll never admit to. You basically bully each other back and forth until you feel better
- At first it seems like Kenma doesn’t care, but, he actually forces you to play games with him because he wants to distract you from your sadness
- Kiyoko makes you a whole ass care package. Snacks, face mask, lil post-its about how amazing you are. Literally the queen of comforting (and everything let’s be real)
- Ukai thinks that you’re faking it at first but quickly realises that you’re not. He offers to beat someone’s ass if they hurt your feelings
- Tendou is literally a serotonin refill station. Anything he does just makes you smile. He is quite prone to wholesome confusion like “I don’t get it why would someone say that to you???”
- Saeko literally goes “hell no” and takes you on a day out because fuck being sad, all my homies hate being sad
- Mad Dog has NO IDEA what to say to you. If someone has hurt you, the next day you find out that he got into a fight with them. He refuses to admit he did it for you
- Iwaizumi being SUPER protective joins in on the fight. He keeps a really close eye on you for a while to make sure that you’re okay
- Aone, also an incredible listener. By the end of your rant, he gives you little pat on the head
- Tanaka contemplates threatening whoever/whatever caused your sadness, but settles for cuddles while watching your favourite movie
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Head empty. Just ‘me do a good spike. me so happy feels’ God I love that boy.
I started writing this literally bawling my eyes out but not I’m just… eh. My eyes feel weird tho hjkgfcx
Hope y’all are okay <3 Feel free to message me if you need to chat with someone
sup guys i’m on tiktok now and also i got good at drawing you should go follow me @ bokutokay
Ukai Keishin for the Almost-realistic-series
All pictures (grouped by teams): Karasuno,Aoba Johsai,Nekoma,Fukurodani,Shiratorizawa,Dateko,Other
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Ukai: where is everyone?
Daichi: the hospital. Hinata swallowed a watermelon seed.
Ukai: why? It’s not like a watermelon is gonna grow inside him
Daichi:
Daichi: we’ll be home in 10 minutes
Ukai
Hehe some birthday doodles (-:
Karasuno genderswap!
They’re the A-team!
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wonderstruck
an ukai/takeda fake-dating, getting together fanfic
“Would you like to take my arm, Ukai-san?” Takeda asks, holding his elbow out to Keishin’s mother as they approach the steps leading out of the shrine. “These steps can be a little slippery.”
Okaasan grins as she takes Takeda’s arm, looking as if he’s offered to personally fund her retirement or give her the grandchildren she so desperately craves. It’s almost impossible to think they were strangers a mere three hours ago. Okaasan acts like she’s known Takeda Ittetsu her entire life.
“Oh, thank you, Ittetsu-chan,” she sing-songs, meddlesome as always. She looks over at Keishin and winks. “Your boyfriend is so nice to me, ne?”
Keishin offers them his best smile, trying his hardest to look like a man who is completely besotted with his boyfriend. It’s only a partial untruth. Keishin is completed besotted with Takeda Ittetsu, has been since he first showed up at Sakanoshita a year and a half ago and begged Keishin to coach a murder of amateur teenage volleyball players.
It’s just… Takeda Ittetsu is not his boyfriend.
…lake father.
You can repost this, but give me credit, please. :)
Their conversations mainly consists of Kageyama using “Boke!”
