#wolfstar trash

Lily: Who says negative reinforcement doesn’t produce positive results?

Remus: For example, behold these two men, trying not to move a muscle because the bet is whoever moves first won’t get laid tonight.

James, to Remus and Sirius: Hey, can I come over and stay the night at yours? Lily’s kicked me out for talking back to her.

Remus: Yeah, sure thing, Prongs!

Sirius: YES! I perform better with an audience!