#alexander claremont diaz

is there any way to better start the day than crying over firstprince?

Alex: When’s your birthday?

Henry: March 12th

Alex: What year?

Henry *visibly confused*: …every year???

Alex after he just passed the bar, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Alex, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Alex: What’s the one thing I told you not to do?

Henry: Burn the house down.

Alex: And what did you do?

Henry: I made you dinner!

Alex:

Henry:

Henry, sighing: And burnt the house down.

Nora: I need to dye my hair.

Alex: …

Nora: Or get a tattoo.

Alex: …

Nora: Or a piercing.

Alex: Why?

Nora: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown Gods.