#hrh prince henry of wales

Alex: When’s your birthday?

Henry: March 12th

Alex: What year?

Henry *visibly confused*: …every year???

Henry: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Alex: What’s the one thing I told you not to do?

Henry: Burn the house down.

Alex: And what did you do?

Henry: I made you dinner!

Alex:

Henry:

Henry, sighing: And burnt the house down.

Henry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.