#rwrb headcanon
alex claremont-diaz went through a weird phase where he would carry around a fountain pen and obnoxiously sign things with it
he would be at a coffee shop and the barista would be like “please sign this receipt” and offer him a pen
but he would whip out a fountain pen from god knows where, and then sign the receipt with the ink smudging everywhere because it’s not meant to be used on receipt paper
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever.”— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Me to Patrochilles
And now to FirstPrince
If your future significant other doesn’t say this about you, y'all are missing the Damn point.
If Harry and Meghan were invited to present the Oscars (Although they declined the invitation as far as I know) …
What keeps me from thinking about Alex and Henry presenting an Oscar nomination?
And especially this year, because of the James Bond tribute, a lot of Latinos (yay!) and all that.
Alex: When’s your birthday?
Henry: March 12th
Alex: What year?
Henry *visibly confused*: …every year???
Henry: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
Alex after he just passed the bar, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Alex, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Alex: What’s the one thing I told you not to do?
Henry: Burn the house down.
Alex: And what did you do?
Henry: I made you dinner!
Alex:
Henry:
Henry, sighing: And burnt the house down.
June: That awkward moment when you’re scrolling through someone’s old Instagram posts and you accidentally comment the entire Declaration of Independence.
June: Don’t tell your mother :)
Nora: Kiss one another :)
June: DIE FOR EACH OTHER—
Henry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.
Nora: I need to dye my hair.
Alex: …
Nora: Or get a tattoo.
Alex: …
Nora: Or a piercing.
Alex: Why?
Nora: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown Gods.
Nora: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
