#queer book
earlier this year I had the privilege of designing this cover for Tessa Kennedy‘s new lesbian novel, Birdcage, coming up with the concept and working with Tessa was a a blast, and the novel is available for preorder now!!
Simon, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Henry: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
Alex after he just passed the bar, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Alex, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Simon: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
Simon: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Simon: I choose to waive that right!
Simon: *Screaming*
June: That awkward moment when you’re scrolling through someone’s old Instagram posts and you accidentally comment the entire Declaration of Independence.
Simon: Is that vodka?
Baz: Yeah.
Penny: Straight?
Baz: No, gay.
Penny: The vODKA NOT YOU!
June: Don’t tell your mother :)
Nora: Kiss one another :)
June: DIE FOR EACH OTHER—
Henry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.
Penny: Tbh, I am an extremely chill person, as long as things go exactly the way I need and expect them to every day.
Nora: I need to dye my hair.
Alex: …
Nora: Or get a tattoo.
Alex: …
Nora: Or a piercing.
Alex: Why?
Nora: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown Gods.
Simon: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off ‘excessive crying’ on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Nora: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.