#rwrb incorrect quotes
Henry: You’re so short
Alex: Well put some inches in me
Henry:HUH
Alex:HUH
Aight Henry, go off
Alex: I got called pretty today!
Alex: Well technically the full statement was ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positive things in life!
Zahra: Did any of you think ‘wow this is a really bad idea’?
Alex: Yeah, we all did.
Zahra: And you did it anyway!?
June:Yep
Alex: *sipping coffee* I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you, Henry
Henry: Now is not the time for self pity
Alex and Henry when they were “friends w benefits”
Alex.
This fic.
T h I s f I c.
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAA
I have no more moisture in my body… I’ve cried too much too long
Alex: would you date a chubby girl?
Henry:no
Alex: why wouldn’t you?
Henry: I’m gay.
What if… in Henry and Alex’s world they created a version of the crown… and Alex, Henry, Pez, June, Nora, Bea, and David watched it…
Like they just wait for new season even though they already know what’s gonna happen…
HENRY DOING KARAOKE BUT INSTEAD OF QUEEN HE SINGS GIVE ME EVERYTHING BY PITBULL
Philip:Drop what you’re doing
Henry: *drops Alex*
Judge:How will you plead?
Henry:Your honour, I plead-
Henry:*looks at Alex*
Alex *mouthing*: not guilty
Henry:Hot Milky
Alex going to yell at Henry outside of his palace:
Nora at the New Years Eve Party:
Guys… just sayin
Alex was 1000% a cheerleader in a powderpuff game at some point
Henry: My god, if you hate me so much why don’t you just kill me already
Alex:
Alex @ Henry: You’re not very pretty and you’re not very bright. I’m so glad we had that talk.
Just… listen
Alex: When’s your birthday?
Henry: March 12th
Alex: What year?
Henry *visibly confused*: …every year???
Henry: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
Alex after he just passed the bar, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Alex, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Alex: What’s the one thing I told you not to do?
Henry: Burn the house down.
Alex: And what did you do?
Henry: I made you dinner!
Alex:
Henry:
Henry, sighing: And burnt the house down.