+ this does NOT contain smut, just inappropriate jokes :p
scenario:
you’d seen a trend going around on tiktok with couples filming themselves with one always being horny, and the other always sleepy, and you thought it’d be fun to do with your boyfriend. of course without him knowing.
you whip out your phone and start recording yourself on tiktok, forming your hand into a gun-shape and pointing in front of you. and with a lot of pleading you made your boyfriend do the same. you edit the video with text claiming who’s the “sleepy” and “horny” one, and finally go to show your boyfriend to see his reaction of the end result…
♡ dream ♡:
he watches intently and with furrowed brows, not knowing what to expect this time
when it ends he rolls his eyes with a smirk on his face
“the scratches on my back say otherwise”
wheezes when you go to smack his arm
♡ george ♡:
honestly, george already knows it’s gonna be something stupid just from the way you excitedly handed your phone to him
he starts ranting about how dumb and inaccurate it is
“I don’t even sleep that much!”
♡ sapnap ♡:
starts laughing so much that his eyes crinkle at the edges
“I know damn well that you’re not talking about me!”
starts teasing you by saying that you’realways the horny one and pokes at your sides
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
he is so shocked that you’d make a video like this
audibly gasps and starts profusely yelling at you while you’re dying from laughter
“Y/N, WHAT THE MUFFIN!”
♡ technoblade ♡:
“HEH?!”
sits there in shame and shakes his head at you in silence
“what has this app done to you.”
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
is excited about what you’d been editing and kisses your cheek sweetly
but when the video’s over he’s staring you dead in the eye, shocked
“I did not expect this from you, y/n.”
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
shoots you a wild look and starts laughing
“what? what, y/n, what? what was that?”
threatens you with tickles
♡ skeppy ♡:
the video immediately cracks him up because of how cute you looked
rewatches it over and over again as he continues laughing
“I can’t believe you made me do this.”
♡ fundy ♡:
at this point he’s so used to all the tiktok trends you do together, that he expects just about anything
sighs once the video’s over and looks at you with a serious look on his face, while you’re deviously laughing
“I’ve lost faith in humanity.”
♡ quackity ♡:
“what’s this then?”
grabs your phone out of your hands and laughs at the video he just watched
asks you to send it to him and sees it as a cinematic masterpiece
♡ punz ♡:
has definitely already seen this trend going around on his own fyp, but not this specific one
is startled and watches it one more time to make sure he read it right
“that’s bullshit! you’re the horny one.”
“andyou’re the sleepy one???”
♡ awesamdude ♡:
thinks it’s cute that you’d make a video with him
- until he sees the video
he lowkey likes it cause he thinks it’s funny, but he also wants to tease you by acting disappointed
♡ foolish ♡:
is giggling even before you press play
and then when he watches it to the end he’s giggling even more
Last night while I was drawing this it seemed like it was a great idea to put it together with this audio and right now I feel like it doesn’t make any sense what I did hahaha
A lil what if scenario after the ranboo and sam prison lore stream! It was a lil while ago but this is my first piece of computer art so it took longer than expected.
Still thinking about how Sam went, “I thought you were going to be the dessert.” after he suggested he and Punz go on a date and Punz said he’d make dessert.
Like what the fuck?? This guy has no business being as smooth as he is.
Thinking about this one post I saw where it was basically saying how things might be different for c!Sam in terms of how the fandom views his character if he hadn’t been put on such a high pedestal when his character started to be introduced.
When Sam joined during Season 3, not many people really knew who he was. Hell, a lot of people weren’t even aware that there was a prison being made!
So when he joined in, his character was put on this high and mighty pedestal of “really great guy who’s a father figure and can do nothing wrong” and therefor when he DID do something wrong (like follow procedure for Pandora’s Vault, i.e doing his job) people just went to town on him and his character.
And I know cc!Sam himself said he knew ahead of time that his character was going to be hated and he wasn’t meant to be a character that fans would love, but still.
Had he been at first viewed as a character with flaws and morals then maybe more people would be a bit more understanding.
I get it, I love awesamdad, I was here before Tommy was introduced to the potential family but goddamn.
The only inexcusable thing he did was everything he did to Ponk because A) I’m a Ponk apologist first and a human second and B) It was super fucked up.
Then again, that’s what makes his character so tragic.
He went from some friendly, seemingly responsible adult who cared a lot about his friends to someone who’s clearly spiraling and in desperate need of a break.
I see a lot of different posts talking about how people talk shit about a character and have yet to really watch any of their lore streams and yeah,, I’m a firm believer in the “two sides to every story” type beat and with the DSMP there are SO many different perspectives.
Anyways, this post basically screams that I’m a c!Sam apologist and so what if I am?
I didn’t watch all the prison building streams for y'all to shit on my favorite character like that, nah.
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