#techno mcyt
I belive in pig/piglin Techno supremacy
This one was made 100% on mouse, so I’m proud since most of my art has a traditional sketch as a base
Wow… you guys really liked my c!Dream, thank you so much!! ♡
Well I thought I’d draw his cellmate so here is my c!Techno design :D
Big pig go brrrrr…
I also made a lil gif I think you’ll like
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Phil: What about love?
Techno: Overrated. Biochemically no different than consuming large quantities of chocolate.
Techno: This is exactly the kind of social situation I’m not comfortable with.
Phil: What kind of social situation ARE you comfortable with?
*beat boxes on ur grave* techno I drew during art stream, catch me m/w/f 5pm est @twitch.tv/liver_transplant
OKAY not great picture but color blocks have been made and some shading and for some reason the right shoe is so sexy
sketch for a technoblade oil painting?? im so excited for this one lmfao. follow if u wanna see updates ill keep posting em
Hope this spreads a little bit of happiness in your day :]
Spooky techno, which one is your favorite?
seggsy pig man make serotonin go brrrr
please give credit when reposting!
I have a strong feeling that Micheal is gone again
considering the fact that Dream logged in midway through Sam being in the prison
HES OK
I have a strong feeling that Micheal is gone again
considering the fact that Dream logged in midway through Sam being in the prison
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
Opinions on my hybrid(human???) Technoblade design? I kinda like it but i wanna know what y'all think
Just how fast the night changes
“For you the world, Phil”
Technoblade posted on his YouTube community tab!
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A cropped screenshot of a YouTube community post by Technoblade. It reads “JAILBREAK SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH 2 PM EST PROBABLY”. Attached is art by Jester_U on twitter of Techno breaking into jail.
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Technoblade, my beloved ❤️
comic time
technoblade fanart. todays stream was crazy :,)
reblogs very much appreciated :D
HOLY- SBI 4/4?!?!?
I thought 4/4 was a myth
They’re like a family
S,,Strogn Techno
wanna join the egg? it comes with the best looking people! _(┐「ε:)_
faves / reblog / comment are very much appreciated!!
steve housewarming party !!
faves/reblogs/comments are very much appreciated!!
just an au where techno is reminded of his memories when he went on a trip with ranboo- *plays grey by ever so blue and sobs*
(im sorry this isn’t such a pleasant comic, was supposed to be fully colored but sadly, there were more schoolworks)
fave/reblogs very much appreciated!!
i reply to comments so don’t be afraid to leave one!!
there was important lore today and yet i didn’t pay attention to part of it because i was too busy staring at bbh stand on some dirt
he’s a badboy no more halo
he definitely tried
mmmmmmmmmm fluffy
this is something i certainly would like to happen
Technically-
<333
Fuckingobssessed with the concept of Techno being a fucking teenager during the Antartic Empire in dsmp lore
And the fact they share a birthday
I’m sorry but this is fucking hysterical
Just IMAGINE
Wilbur : Dad!!! Look!!! I made a friend!!! :D
Techno : wait“dad”-
Phil : oh you met Techno? Ah how lovely. He’s-
Wilbur : yeah! We’re also the same age!
Phil :
Phil : what
Techno : we also happen to share the same birthday lmao
Phil : what.
Wilbur : we’re like twins!! :D
Phil :
Phil, under his breath : technoplease tell me you are not 15 years old
I have like a lot of ways he finds out rattling in my brain hold on
A - If you like shapeshifter techno this ones for you
Techno’s human form kinda has a similar hair style to Wilbur at the time, and they meet up when he’s. A human and they have different hair colours but wilbur’s fucking :0!!!! About it and he’s like “you’re like. You’re like my twin techno…” and techno’s like “hnnoooooo no I am not” and then Wilbur asks (edit: abt borthdayz) and that just reinforces the idea in wilburs mind
B -
It’s wilbur’s birthday so he’s like telling techno about it and techno’s responds “oh huh it’s my birthday today too. Pretty sure.” And techno asks how old Wilbur is and Phil comments how will’s so young, only 15 and techno just goes :I AM LOOKING AWAY: and goes like “Phil are you okay to recieve information that could possibly alarm you”
Phil : oh he’s quite young, only 15!
Techno :
Phil : techno?
Techno : Phil do you consent to me sharing certain information that could possibly alarm you.
Phil : t-
Phil : techno how old are you
Techno :
Phil : techno.
Techno : phil.
Phil : please tell me you are not 15 years old technoblade
Wilbur : we’re like twins!!!!!!
Phil : techno.
Techno : phil.
Phil : techno please tell me i haven’t been COMMITTING WAR CRIMES WITH A 15 YEAR OLD
Techno : well technically you were committing them with a 14 year old
Phil : (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Ok but i raise you:
Techno : you’ve known me for like- 2 years haven’t you?
Phil :
Phil : oh my god.
Techno : *cackling*
Phil : YOU WERE THIRTEEN?
Techno : *cackles harder*
Wilbur : when I was 13 I was learning how to play guitar while you were committing war crimes? :(
Phil: when do piglins stop growing? do you just keep getting taller until you’re 30?
Techno: it’s pretty similar to humans, i think? we do most of our growing before 16
phil: wow, you’ve had a late growth spurt then?
techno:
phil:
phil: techno. please tell me you aren’t 16
techno: i am not 16
Phil : oh thank go-
Techno : I’m actually 15. Not sure how that’s any better?
Phil : wHAT
These headcanons are fucking brilliant I cant breathe-
This entire concept is gold
Imagine Phil sometimes still forgets Techno is 15 sometimes
Just
Techno : *voice crack*
Techno : ah. puberty. truly the bain of my existence.
Phil : puberty? What the f-
Phil : OH YEAH
Techno, with cuts on his face :
Phil : yikes- who tried to fight you this time?
Techno : I-
Techno, under his breath : …i tried to shave, Phil.
Phil, offering a glass of wine : rough day?
Techno : oh- no thanks.
Phil : oh you not a big wine person?
Techno :
Techno : philza minecraft i’m 15 years old.
“Philza Minecraft I am 15 years old”
I’m fucking deflating right now. Who gave you the right to be this funny??????
The funny has been bestowed upon me by god himself❤
God isnt real.
I know what you did.
Actually to make this even
worsebetter, its fun to imagine techno telling all these stories from blitz, skywars, bedwars, etc. Only for post-reveal philza to realize all of that happened when techno was even younger than he is nowArt is being made…