Kellyanne Conway tweets popular pro-life meme identifying the unstated implications of the movie
<p>(TNFN - Hollywood, CA) Kellyanne Conway tweeted her support of a complete abortion ban referencing the 2008 box office smash The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wherein a man is born old and gets younger and younger as time progresses.
“We never know what life will manifest as,” she said, when asked to expand on what she meant, “The Lord works in mysterious ways and I don’t limit His miracles to what we know as scientifically possible. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be miracles, now, would they?”
Aside from the entirely impossible case of having someone going through this kind of biological development, Kellyanne Conway also hadn’t seen the movie, or she would have known that Benjamin Button wasn’t born with an adult mind.
“That’s because the movie was a work of fiction,” she explained, “God can do anything He wants.” Her answer was met with silence, prompting her to add, “I’m glad you are finally being awed by the truly infinite nature of Jesus’ power. That’s why we call Him God.”
Asked whether he held the same views, President Trump said, “We have freedom of religion in this country - or, at least, we HAD freedom of religion. I’m going to change that and it’s going to be amazing. People will be able to express all kinds of beliefs; beliefs about Jesus - great guy - and beliefs about the Lord Our God, the God of Abraham, and even the God of the Old Testament. America will be once again a light in the darkness of false religion.”
The President went on to announce an expansion of the Muslim ban to include naturalized american citizens. (”We want to make sure they were properly vetted and, in some cases, rescind naturalization.”)
When TNFN contacted Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson for their scientific perspectives, Tyson responded, “What the fuck?” while Nye simply threw sheafs of paper in the air out of frustration.
Correction: An earlier version of this report quoted Conway as having said, “We don’t want intelligence interfering with politics.” She did, in fact, say that, but in reference to the FBI investigating Russian hacking of Hillary Clinton’s email server.
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