#the world is ending
Okay so this tickled my fancy. According to this one fundamentalist researcher named David Meade, the apocalypse will begin on September 23rd, which is also bi visibility day. And I cannot think of anything more appropriate. Like honestly, if anything was gonna end the world it’d be our fucking community, and I’ve never been prouder of all the bisexuals out there. Let’s get out there and slay (literally)!!
*Anything bad happens*
Me: “Alexa play ‘Sign of the Times’ by Harry Styles”
hi if you’re in Melbourne please come to my show/dance party APOCALYPSE WOW!
big fun subversive high-energy provocative art and comedy about our impending doom. PLUS a disco at the end
JUL 22 | 7.30pm till late | Common Rooms (Trades Hall) | TIX HERE
hosted and curated by me, Ben Volchok (Adelaide Fringe Award Winner), with performances by Two Little Dickheads (Prague Fringe Award Winner), Tara Leigh Dowler (Best Cabaret Nominee – Fringe at the Edge), Cam Venn (Golden Gibbo Winner) and Jessie Ngaio (Golden Gibbo Nominee)! Featuring DJ sets by participating artists.
DRESS CODE: APOCALYPSE CHIC
(venue is completely accessible, including bathrooms)
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September 19, 2020
Shit. I’m bored again… why do I get bored in relationships so easily? Maybe because every guy I’ve ever dated was a complete dumb shit. They really act as if they’ve never had girlfriends before. For instance today my boyfriend and I were out, well he asked me to drive him to CVS. Before we left I jokingly said “You need to learn how to drive, I’m sick of driving us around.” He took it the wrong way and had a fucking attitude the whole entire day. Why are you mad at me because you’re a 23 year old man who doesn’t know how to drive? Even when I offer to teach him he declines my offers. Does he really think that he’ll be driven around by me his entire life? I think not.. But that’s besides the point, I went to go get gas when we were out he didn’t even offer to pump my gas.. he didn’t even offer to pay for it.. he just sat his ass in the car. I thought boyfriends were suppose to do things for you like pump your gas or open doors for you. Atleast sometimes! Yeah mines doesn’t do those things. And it has gotten to a point now where I think I’m the man in our relationship. He’s MY GIRLFRIEND! Lmao that’s freaking CRAZY! Anyway him having an attitude all day led to me having a good day. I finished watching a anime called Toradora (it was amazing btw), and I started learning Japanese. Well I’ve been trying to learn but today I took it serious, mostly because I trying out the 14 day free trail on Duolingo. I think if I stick to it everyday I’ll be fluent in a year. So basically I have a better days when we aren’t talking. I’m always way more productive when he isn’t around. I’m starting to feel like we aren’t good together. Not in a relationship anyway. We just don’t get each other in that way you know? I just want someone who understand me, all of me and he’s not that sadly.. Anyway よる (night)
This collection by Joseph Turrent was an absolute joy to work on. We’re late, because pandemic, but got there eventually. And if you couldn’t tell by the title and these gorgeous endorsements, it’s a particularly timely collection of doom scroll poetry. Please support us by picking up a copy: https://www.haverthorn.com/books/the-moth-apocalypse
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