#blender
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PREMISE: The Blender is always set to pulse. Pulse pounding! The Blender is an ultra-violent series about a PI who doesn’t settle disagreements with words or conventional weapons–he settles them with his blender. When you’ve got a problem and brute force is the only way out, call The Blender. He’ll blend up anyone giving you trouble. When The Blender is on the case, you’ll have to speak up in order to be heard over the noisy whirr of justice.
CHARACTERS: Dirk Throttler has an uncontrollable temper. He spent 20 years in prison for a series of brutal assaults, and when he got out, he swore he’d go straight. He landed an honest job at Smoothie Kingdom, but some thugs came around demanding protection money, and Throttler’s blind rage kicked in. He fought the goons off using the nearest weapon at hand: a blender. Realizing he would never be able to live the humble life of a peaceful smoothie maker, Throttler became The Blender. Now he uses his anger, and his newfound weapon of choice, to help the downtrodden and do good.
NOTABLE EPISODE: When a grieving mother hires him to investigate her son’s death, The Blender is drawn into the brutal world of underground bare-knuckle boxing. The Russian mobsters who run the fights get wise to The Blender’s investigation, and decide they need to take him out. Thrown into the ring with five ‘roided up bodybuilders, and surrounded by a crowd thirsty for blood, The Blender has no choice but to blend his way out. Fortunately he brought an extra-long extension cord. The ensuing fight was so bloody and violent, even the crowd at the bare knuckle boxing ring couldn’t stand to watch it (S08E.19 – “Holy Frappe”).
CATCHPHRASE: “You’ve been blended.” / The ceaseless whirring of the blender.
TRIVIA/MISCELLANY: The Blender’s blender was an Osterizer Galaxie 457 manufactured in 1985–which megafans noted is not the model used at Smoothie Kingdom.
dusting off Blender because it is once again Neil! Tunes! Day!!
I have no idea what I’m doing in blender. This shots look KINDA interesting? But they’re definitely very simple and I’m wondering if I should try to color his 3D model… Of course I’d have to learn how to do that first skdks