#brandon sanderson
It’s been one year since Kelsier has been in Fortnite and I’m still not over it.
*Wax and Wayne cover has a red sky and ash raining from the sky*
My immediate thought: Kelsier what the fuck did you do?
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They’re here! Stormlight Archive playing cards!
Here’s chapter indexes for The Way of KingsandWords of Radiance:
The Way of Kings
Words of Radiance:
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Wax: I don’t have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this guy who is talking like my father and demanding we return his hat?
Wax: Oh no they have Wayne.
Steris: What are your adjectives?
Wayne: You mean my pronouns?
Steris: No, I know those already. What are your adjectives?
Wayne:Noisy/chaotic.
Steris: At least you know..
in the meantime, it’s been too long since i promoted my favourite server so come join for some trans, queer, nerodivergent cosmere nerds!
Shallan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Adolin: I wake up at 4:30AM every day to train.
Shallan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Kaladin: I’m having a midlife crisis.
Shallan: You’re not at midlife
Kaladin: Quarterlife crisis.
Shallan: That’s arguable as well.
Kaladin: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call it?
Shallan: Just crisis?
Kaladin: Just crisis.
Dalinar: I’m benching you for this one, son.
Kaladin, fresh out of the chasm: You’re FIRING me??
Dalinar: No, I- you’re in no condition to come along.
Kaladin:Unbelievable..
Kaladin: But reasonable
accuse me of projecting, i don’t care. but wayne is no taller than 5’6. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.
to add on to this, MeLaan is often ~6’6” and i wholeheartedly believe that wayne is at least a full foot shorter than her
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Hoid & Kelsier, simultaneously looking up:Jealous?