#bts funny

Jimin: Does anyone have some baby duck pics I can look at? I’m feeling sad.

Taehyung: Do you have any specific requests?? Baby ducks in hats? Scarves? Snuggling?

Jin: Everyone has a weakness.

Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.

Jungkook: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks.

Yoongi: Tough shit maknae it’s your turn to do the dishes.

Namjoon: I’ve faced way more peer pressure to start animes than I have to try drugs.

Jungkook: I swear you’ll like it please just watch one episode with me hyung! It’s about volleyball and friendship!

Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??

Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.

Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.

Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.

Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.

Jimin: That’s it-

Yoongi: You okay?

Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??

Yoongi:Yeah..

Namjoon:…

Yoongi:…

Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.

Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%

Jimin: Hyung are you going to complain the entiretime??

Yoongi:Wellsomeone has to.

*Yoongi showing off his song to Namjoon*

Yoongi: See! It’s an upbeat song. Could a depressed person could make this!

Namjoon listening to Daechwita:Yes.

Jungkook: Hey hyung would it be stupid if Taehyung and I-

Jin:Yes.

Jungkook: But you didn-

Jin: I didn’t need to.

Jin: Oh you’re singing! Can I make a request??

Yoongi: Uh sure?

Jin:Stop.

Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.

Jimin: They’re wrong though

Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.

Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.

Jungkook: Unfortunately for everybody else, I’m going to keep doing whatever I want.

Jin, dropping Namjoon at the airport: Have a safe flight Namjoon-ah!

Namjoon: Thanks Hyung but yknow, I don’t actually have a say in if I do or not.

Jin: Okay die then.

Namjoon: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed. I just forget to breathe sometimes.

Jimin to Jungkook: I dare you-

Jin: Jungkook isn’t allowed to accept dares

Jimin:Why??

Jungkook: Apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”.