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8 days left, y'all. and it’s my birthday, me being ilana. 
thanks for being a part of my 26th year, Chronic Gamer Girl is a nourishing experience for me, and if you’re reading this and know the show (honestly, i don’t mind if you don’t, even!) i appreciate you being virtually with me.
looking forward to the 27th with y'all, ya crazy, stoner kids. 
love you!

created with alex charak, shot by greg murtha, art directed by adil dara kim, and promos styled by ashley gardner. all these people rule.


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First time seeing these fanfic author categories and just had to bookmark it.

//POSTING OLD DRAFTS//

2ps who’d try to stop their s/o from wearing revealing clothing:

2p!America- What can i say? He just gets jealous very easily, and if he caught another guy staring at you, he’d be likely to punch them. To avoid situations like that, that could potentially put you in danger too, he prefers to ask you just to wear more clothes (although, he’d respect your decision ultimately, even if he disliked it.)

2p!Italy- Quite similar to Alan, really, he’s just a very jealous guy who’d rather be the only person to see your skin. If you wore something revealing anyway, he’d accept your decision, although he’d cover you with his jacket as you walked and put on his best killer glare to warn other guys off.

2p!France- Simply because he’s a testosterone-fuelled monster, he believes all other guys are like him. So when he sees other guys looking at his s/o, even when she’s dressed up to her neck in thick winter clothes, he just knows that they’re thinking of undressing her. He certainly doesn’t want to help them do this, so he tries to push her not to show too much skin in public, or if she really wants to, he stays close by her at all times to make sure nobody tries anything.

*Totally star-struck*: 2p!Italy, 2p!Russia, 2p!China

Compliments you afterwards: 2p!France, 2p!Japan, 2p!Germany

“Can you serenade me?”: 2p!America, 2p!Canada, 2p!England

*Secretly hoards all your merch*: 2p!Italy, 2p!France, 2p!Canada

*Buys tickets to every concert of yours, watches you wistfully*: 2p!England, 2p!Russia

“I don’t know what you’re singing but kEEP SINGING BABY WHOOOOO~!!”: 2p!America, 2p!China, 2p!Germany

“Why not J-pop”: 2p!Japan (he’s just kidding, he’d be impressed)

Likes being the pet:
2p!England
2p!Germany
2p!China

Likes being the master:
2p!Japan
2p!Germany
2p!America
2p!Canada
2p!France
2p!Italy
2p!China

fandomsandfeminism:

lizluvscupcakes:

rowark:

random-ferret:

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don’t go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:


But it’s not a chair. It’s a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:


Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like… it’s almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

It’s an ongoing joke in my friend group that it’s basically impossible to define a sandwich. The group chat is filled with “wait….are quesadillas a sandwich? Are dumplings a sandwich? Are hot pockets a sandwich? Are uncrustables a sandwich? Are ravioli a sandwich?”

And it’s a fun game because you can always argue either point- trying to draw strict definitions is always going to include some non-sandwiches and exclude some totally-sandwiches. Real life things always have edge cases and exceptions.

The game becomes less fun when bigots are trying to use it to attack trans women, but the principle remains. Very few things in life can be strictly defined without this inclusion/exclusion problem.

The labels we think of, like “food,”

Shift meaning a lot, we conclude

They’re disparate guides:

Each person decides

What content they think they include.


The way that these words work is thus:

They’re made up to help us discuss.

There’s nothing inerrant

Or even inherent

In labels we made to serve us.

“Nowadays, unless they are A.) Team Tutberidze, B.) a Russian, C.) a Japanese, or D.) an American, no one talks about them! There are so many lovely skaters that I would love to hear more about, but I never hear about them unless they fit in one of those boxed-up categories.”

포스트 전체 보기

여기에 나온 테그들은 검색창에서 키워드로 사용할수 있으며 조합하여 사용 할수 있습니다. 단 검색시 반드시 영문만 사용 할 수 있습니다

예) asian  muscle5  evaluation4

이런식으로 검색가능합니다. (품번도 키워드로 사용가능 예를들면 wanz IDOL 기타등등)


클릭하면 링크를 따라 해당 점수에 대한 여성들로 분류 됩니다

근육에 대한 평가입니다   근육의 선명도나 크기 아름다움을 점수로 표기합니다

근육(muscle,筋肉):

★★★★★★ : muscle6

★★★★★ :  muscle5

★★★★ :  muscle4

★★★ :  muscle3

★★ :  muscle2

 :  muscle1

외모에 대한 평가입니다. 근육과 더불어 얼굴 및  전체적인 아름다움에 대한 평가입니다

미형(beauty,美):

★★★★★★ : beauty6 

★★★★★ : beauty5

★★★★ : beauty4

★★★ : beauty3

★★ : beauty2

 : beauty1

질내사정의 대한 평가입니다.  섹스의 핵심은 질내사정이라고 볼수 있습니다.

질내사정할때  배우에게 얼마나 압박을 주는지,  여성의 얼굴과 몸을 비쳐주는 상태에서 근육을 얼마나 긴장 시켜줬는지에 대한 평가입니다.  아무리 근육과 얼굴이 아름다운 여성이라도  질내사정 처리를 제대로 못하면 포르노의 가치는 거의 없다고 할 것입니다

질사(creampie,中出):

★★★★★★ : creampie6

★★★★★ : creampie5 

★★★★ : creampie4

★★★ : creampie3

★★ : creampie2 

 : creampie1

종합 평가(evaluation,評價)

전체적인 평가입니다

★★★★★★ : evaluation6

★★★★★ : evaluation5

★★★★ : evaluation4

★★★ : evaluation3

★★ : evaluation2

 : evaluation1

검색은 현재 영문만 지원하는듯함 (한글을 영어로 바꿀 예정)

중요 핵심 테그(Tag)   : 업데이트 중(Updating) - 공사중이며 예전 포스트는 적용이 안되어있음

notice(공지)

white(백인),black(흑인),asian(동양인),brown(갈색인),

milf(섹시한 중년 여성),mom( 엄마 급)girl(어린 여성),lady(일반 여성),

incest(불륜),rape(강간),threesome(쓰리섬)gangbang(단체 섹스),cosplay(코스프레)

breast milk(모유)

JAV uncensored(일본 무수정) 

sample video

VR(3D 입체 관전)

주요 판매업체(Vendor)

일본: DMM, AV-channel, gachinco,tokyo hot,  1pondocaribbeancom,XXX AVkin8tengokuheydouga10musume,heyzoRed Hot Jam,h0930,h4610pacomama,muramuramesubuta

 서양: SchoolGirlInternal,NaughtyAmericaAzianiiron,RealityKings, X-Art,  JoyMii

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