#chenle zhong

chenle: just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

jisung: where are you gonna keep it

chenle: :)

mark: i dont like this very much

[in ambulance]

“can you describe the snake that bit you?”

chenle: yes it was like an angry rope

jisung: what if mayonnaise came in cans

chenle: that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

mark: good morning to everyone expect these two people

johnny: don’t feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. remember, shrek didnt have a girlfriend until he was 30

chenle: unlike shrek, im not sexy as fuck

Mark: are you going to be a bitch your whole life?

Chenle: probably

judge: how do you plead

chenle: -looks at mark-

mark: -mouths “not guilty”-

chenle: hot milky

mark: just lock him up