#classical mythology
Zeus after finding out that Hera had the Titans tear apart Dionysus and eat him
Agamemnon after Paris stole Helen:
Me after every mythology meme I make hoping this isn’t the one that gets me smite by the gods or start the next trojan war:
Aphrodite after finding out she’s betrothed to Hephaestus
Creon waiting for Oedipus to stop bitching about his eyes and fucking his mom so he can kick him out of Thebes:
Creon: everyone I love is dead.. I want to die too.
Chorag.: too bad.. the sky is deaf..
The gods:
Oedipus after finally realising what literally everyone was saying and he fucked his mom
Oedipus: Jocasta killed herself? Must be because I’m the son of a slave.
What if when I die, I put my ashes in a gold urn with yours. Hahaha just kidding…. unless…?
Achilles explaining that
they will never defeat Agamemnon:
the trojans without him:
Heracles, after “defeating” the Lernean Hydra, only for more heads to grow back.
Hrrrrgg, Aegeus, I’m trying to rescue the Athenians but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Minotaur.
Demeter: Where is Persephone?
The Sirens:
Don’t say you love the anime if you haven’t read the manga
One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain
Not suspicious at all…
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“Circe?”
“Yes Odysseus?”
“Where’s my crew?”
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away
Sorry I don’t make the rules
