#song of achilles

I just finished Song Of Achilles and my eyes burn with the weight of unshed tears. Even though, I, as a greek myth fanatic, knew how the story ended, I still hoped against all hope that they would live. They had a love like no others; Achilles fought a river for Patroclus and Patroclus d!ed for Achille’s honour. Plz read the book so we can cry together….

Iliad init

Patroclus, at Achilles’ funeral: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Odysseus: Of course *leaves*

Patroclus, leaning over Achilles’ coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Achilles: Yeah no shit

Odysseus: Hey, Patroclus, can you take out the trash?

Patroclus: I would, but you’re already outside.

Odysseus:

Patroclus: *high fives Achilles*

Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

Odysseus:are you a cuddler?

Achilles: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-

Patroclus: yeah he’s a cuddler.

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

Patroclus: please promise me you won’t die in battle. I’m scared.

Achilles: death?the onlythings that aredeadare my coremusclesbecause I’m alwayson myGRINDChiron 4:13

the song of achilles: basically

patroclus: oh no he’s hot

achilles: omg mom you’re embarrassing me get out of my room it isNT A PHASE

thetis: [homophobic hissing]

chiron: i ship it

odysseus: pff dude same

Patroclus: you know, Penelope gives Odysseus flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too

Achilles:okay

*the next day*

Achilles: *gives Odysseus flowers*

Odysseus:??????

Achilles: I don’t know. I’m confused aswell

Patroclus: hey what do you want for dinner tonight?

Achilles: your dick

Achilles: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks

Patroclus:

Patroclus:

Achilles:

Patroclus: Achilles this is a verbal conversation

*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*

Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don’t let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus

Patroclus: thaT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME-

HEYY super cool, fun, exiting, super, mega cool news: I’m writing a book!! (Ok fine its a fanfic mais tu n'es pas amusant alors c'est nul)

My name on Wattpad is @Hcrmcs and I dont have AO3

Translation: Mon nom sur Wattpad est @Hcrmcs et je n'ai pas AO3

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It gonna be a patrochilles one (obvs) but I’m currently struggling to get a plot down for one where theyre already friends (imposter syndrome do be playin up rn aha) so if you have any tips, a dm would be EXTREMELY appreciated et je t'aimerais tellement, mwah mwah<33 ❤

Also, just started summer break so expect more cool content ✌

(I do speak French, it’s my og language btw lmao si vous pouvez lire ceci, alors je t'aime, dm moi s'il vous plaît belle personne. ❤

Mais si vous avez utilisé Google Translate, alors uuhh continue de me dm, vous êtes un sournois, sournois bâtard )

Achilles: You’re a piece of shit!

Agamemnon: No, you’re a piece of shit!

Odysseus(being the smart ass he is): As far as I’m concerned, you’re BOTH pieces of shit. Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming anyway.

Hector: I’ll be honest, I feel like you don’t like me

Achilles: I thought I had made this clear after the 12th time I tried to kill you

Thetis

*cries*

I just realise i have a bunch of Song of Achilles stuff from july that i never posted