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 A wall fresco of Paris abducting Helen by force, in a villa in Venice (Italy, mid-1700s). Paris was

A wall fresco of Paris abducting Helen by force, in a villa in Venice (Italy, mid-1700s).

Paris was asked to judge a beauty contest between Hera, Aphrodite and Athena.  Each tried to bribe him, and he chose Aphrodite, because she promised him the most beautiful woman in the world – Helen of Sparta.

Helen was married to King Menelaus of Sparta, which Aphrodite hadn’t actually told Paris.  He broke into Menelaus’ house to steal her from him.  In some accounts, she fell in love with him and went willingly; in others, she was taken by force.

Helen was famous for her beauty, and Odysseus advised her father Tyndareus to make all her suitors promise to defend her marriage to the man he chose for her.  Therefore, when Paris abducted Helen, Menelaus was able to call them to help him get her back.  This started the Trojan War.


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Lefties on ketamine, rightoids on ivermectin, who knows how many more drugs Big horse is hiding from us

Idk about drugs but i have a hunch big horse is hiding something, Maybe soldiers, maybe greek soldiers. Idk just a thought

what the fuck are you on about, there is nothing inside of that horse. Let’s bring it inside the city walls. It’s perfectly fine

IT WASNT PERFECTLY FINE!

IT WASNT PERFECTLY FINE!

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fallingtowers:

the greeks build a great wooden horse and deliver it to the gates of troy, and the trojans bring it inside. hidden inside the horse, odysseus and a handful of his best men wait until nightfall, then emerge from the horse to open the trojan gates and admit the rest of the greek army.

they stop, surprised and confused. for some reason, the trojans have put the horse in a giant glass jar,

#this will require a truly prodigious amount of cum but i think the trojans are up to it

Just bring out Priam and let him have at it.

My condolences to everyone googling that last tag.

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“I never thought Trojans would kill MY boyfriend,” sobs man who voted for the Trojans Killing Everyone And Then They’ll Be Sorry Party.

why does an honourable death not deserve the same surge of grief and anger?

they look at me glass eyed as i mourned for your departure

and although they do not say it outright,

i catch them whispering to each other,

voices quiet as to not rouse the anger welling in me.


“we have won the war,” they say,

“patroclus died for us,” they continue as though i do not know this;

as though i do not map out the emptiness you have left.

that when i look at the cattle i think i can see you herding them in silence;

that when i turn on my side i think i can feel your chest from my back

and your arms on my waist

and your lips on my nape—

you are so integrated in my life and i see you wherever i look,

teasing me with your wide smile and your deep voice,

leaving goosebumps on my skin.


death took you away from me and yet it feels like you have never left,

and they do not understand that this is grieving.

because despite being blessed by the gods,

my eyes are still blind to ghosts

except for yours.


- the ghost of his memories

I have decided to participate in Wattpad’s Open Novella Contest!! The goal is to write 20,000 words in 13 weeks, using a prompt given from the ONC crew. I am thrilled to introduce the novella I will be working on for this contest: Alexis of Troy! This is a comedic story of a girl thrown into the legend of Troy. Aided by a frustrated goddess, Alexis must find a way back to her world without messing with the timeline. The only problem, she’s caught the attention of one Paris, Prince of Troy!


https://www.wattpad.com/story/257242694-alexis-of-troy-opennovellacontest2021


If you’re on Wattpad and participating this year send me a link to your stories!

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Hector and Paris interpretations homework from Robinius Iliad class #3!

*All artists are credited with their twitter handles or names

These are so amazing! I’m happy everyone enjoyed the stream/lesson despite all the chaos (Dw it was fun and I loved it)!!! Check out all these amazing homeworks and interpretation! The verdict is nobody likes Paris, but these interpretations make it hard to hate him.. Also everyone loves hector, WE LOVE HECTOR!!!!!!!!! 


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by earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homeworkby earei_ by marimoby 22crustby tarkara—–Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homework
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Achilles and Patroclus interpretations homework from Robinius Iliad class #2!

*All artists are credited with their twitter handles or names

The assignment was to draw what you think Achilles and Patroclus look like to you based on short descriptions of their personality/achievements before class (where Robinius talks more in depth about them). Since there is no one way that Achilles and Patroclus look like, I thought it would be nice to see everyone’s unique vision! I love all of these images so much, and yes the last one is one that I actually received and showed on stream. 

Also the link below will take you to the twitch page! 


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Odysseus, peeking through the boards of the Trojan Horse, knowing damn well he’s the baddest bitch around:

Don’t say you love the anime if you haven’t read the manga

Trojans watch out! That’s not a real horse! Oh no they have AirPods in. They can’t hear us oh my god.

 Patroclus comforts Briseis (2019) An episode in which Patroclus comforted Briseis when she fell int

Patroclus comforts Briseis (2019)

An episode in which Patroclus comforted Briseis when she fell into slavery:

Briseis, looking like golden Aphrodite,
then saw Patroclus mutilated by sharp bronze.
With a cry, she threw herself on him, hands tearing
at her breast, her tender neck, her lovely face,
fair as a goddess, lamenting:
“Patroclus,
you who brought the utmost joy to my sad heart,
I left you here alive, when I went off,
taken from these huts. But now, at my return,
I find you dead, you, the people’s leader.
Again for me, as always, evil follows evil.
I saw the husband I was given to
by my father and my noble mother killed
by sharp bronze before our city. My brothers,
three of them, whom my own mother bore,
whom I loved, have all met their fatal day.
But when swift Achilles killed my husband,
you wouldn’t let me weep. You told me then      
you’d make me lord Achilles’ wedded wife,
he’d take me in his ships back to Phthia,
for a marriage feast among the Myrmidons.
You were always gentle. That’s the reason
I’ll never stop this grieving for your death.”
   
                                        Homer, Iliad, Song 19


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“The Goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, come down to earth in mortal form. She will bring the disaster I have prophesied. Her name will be written in letters of fire: Helen. Helen of Troy.”

localgreekmythologywh0re:

the iliad ships as taylor swift songs

yes i am aware half of this isn’t even ILIAD iliad, but it’s still iliad yknow? songs are 100% from evermore and folklore because they are superior.

mad woman — clytemnestra & agamemnon

Everytime you call me crazy, I get more crazy. What about that? And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry. What about that? […] No one likes a mad woman. You made her like that.

cardigan — paris & oenone

I knew I’d curse you for the longest time, chasing shadows in the grocery line. I knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired, and you’d be standing in my front porch light. And I knew you’d come back to me, you’d come back to me.

exile — helen & menelaus

I can see you staring, honey, like he’s just your understudy, like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me. […] (‘Cause you never gave a warning sign) I gave so many signs, so many signs, so many signs. You didn’t even see the signs.

champagne problems — aeneas & creusa

She’ll patch up the tapestry I shred. And hold your hand while dancing, never leave you standing, crestfallen on the landing with champagne problems. Your mum’s ring in your pocket, her picture in your wallet. You won’t remember all my champagne problems.

tolerate it— hector & andromache

While you were out building other worlds, where was I? Where’s that man who’d throw blankets over my barbed wire? I made you my temple, my mural, my sky. Now I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life.

ivy — helen & paris

My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand, taking mine but it’s been promised to another. […] He’s gonna burn this house to the ground. How’s one to know? I’d live and die for moments that we stole, on begged and borrowed time. So tell me to run.

long story short — helen & deiphobus

And I fell from the pedestal, right down the rabbit hole. Long story short, it was a bad time. Pushed from the precipice, clung to the nearest lips. Long story short, it was the wrong guy. […] Pushed from the precipice, climbed right back up the cliff. Long story short, I survived.

willow — achilles & patroclus

I’m like the water when your ship rolled in that night. Rough on the surface but you cut through like a knife. […] The more that you say, the less I know. Wherever you stray, I follow. I’m begging for you to take my hand. Wreck my plans, that’s my man.

coney island — odysseus & penelope

And I’m sitting on a bench on Coney Island, wondering, “Where did my baby go?” The fast times, the bright lights, the merry-go. […] Were you waiting at our old spot, in the tree line, by the gold clock?

evermore — aeneas & dido

I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone, trying to find the one where I went wrong. Writing letters addressed to the fire. And I was catching my breath, staring out an open window, catching my death.

gold rush — achilles & deidamia

I don’t like anticipating my face in a red flush. I don’t like that anyone would die to feel your touch. Everybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love you.

greek mythology fancast ↳ nebahat çehre as hecubaBut who, O, who had seen the mobled queen…Run bargreek mythology fancast ↳ nebahat çehre as hecubaBut who, O, who had seen the mobled queen…Run bargreek mythology fancast ↳ nebahat çehre as hecubaBut who, O, who had seen the mobled queen…Run bargreek mythology fancast ↳ nebahat çehre as hecubaBut who, O, who had seen the mobled queen…Run bar

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↳ nebahat çehre as hecuba

But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen…
Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
About her lank and all o’er-teemed loins,
A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep’d,
‘Gainst Fortune’s state would treason have pronounced:
But if the gods themselves did see her then
When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
In mincing with his sword her husband’s limbs,
The instant burst of clamour that she made,
Unless things mortal move them not at all,
Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
And passion in the gods.

william shakespeare, hamlet2.2.477-494 (x)


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greek mythology fancast ↳ selma ergeç as iphigeneiaWhen the army of the Akhaians was held up at Augreek mythology fancast ↳ selma ergeç as iphigeneiaWhen the army of the Akhaians was held up at Augreek mythology fancast ↳ selma ergeç as iphigeneiaWhen the army of the Akhaians was held up at Augreek mythology fancast ↳ selma ergeç as iphigeneiaWhen the army of the Akhaians was held up at Au

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↳ selma ergeç as iphigeneia

When the army of the Akhaians was held up at Aulis for lack of winds, the seers foretold that it would be possible to sail only if they sacrificed Iphigeneia to Artemis. At the insistence of the Akhaians, Agamemnon handed her over to be put to the knife and she was dragged to the altar. But the leaders could not bear to look on and, to a man, they turned their eyes elsewhere.

antoninus liberalis, metamorphoses27 (x)


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greek mythology fancast ↳ michelle yeoh as penthesileiaFor a few years after the campaign of Heracgreek mythology fancast ↳ michelle yeoh as penthesileiaFor a few years after the campaign of Heracgreek mythology fancast ↳ michelle yeoh as penthesileiaFor a few years after the campaign of Heracgreek mythology fancast ↳ michelle yeoh as penthesileiaFor a few years after the campaign of Herac

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↳ michelle yeoh as penthesileia

For a few years after the campaign of Heracles against them, they say, during the time of the Trojan War, Penthesileia, the queen of the surviving Amazons, who was a daughter of Ares and had slain one of her kindred, fled from her native land because of the sacrilege. And fighting as an ally of the Trojans after the death of Hector she slew many of the Greeks, and after gaining distinction in the struggle she ended her life heroically at the hands of Achilles.

Now they say that Penthesileia was the last of the Amazons to win distinction for bravery and that for the future the race diminished more and more and then lost all its strength; consequently in later times, whenever any writers recount their prowess, men consider the ancient stories about the Amazons to be fictitious tales.

diodorus siculus, library of history2.46.5-6 (x)


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greek mythology fancast ↳ rekha sharma as andromacheThere came running to meet him his bounteous wgreek mythology fancast ↳ rekha sharma as andromacheThere came running to meet him his bounteous wgreek mythology fancast ↳ rekha sharma as andromacheThere came running to meet him his bounteous wgreek mythology fancast ↳ rekha sharma as andromacheThere came running to meet him his bounteous w

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↳ rekha sharma as andromache

There came running to meet him his bounteous wife, Andromache, daughter of great-hearted Eëtion, Eëtion that dwelt beneath wooded Placus, in Thebe under Placus, and was lord over the men of Cilicia; for it was his daughter that bronze-harnessed Hector had to wife. She now met him, and with her came a handmaid bearing in her bosom the tender boy, a mere babe, the well-loved son of Hector, like to a fair star. Him Hector was wont to call Scamandrius, but other men Astyanax; for only Hector guarded Ilios. Then Hector smiled, as he glanced at his boy in silence, but Andromache came close to his side weeping, and clasped his hand and spake to him….

homer, iliad, vi (x)


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greek mythology fancast ↳ naveen andrews as hectorForthwith he leapt in his armour from his chariogreek mythology fancast ↳ naveen andrews as hectorForthwith he leapt in his armour from his chariogreek mythology fancast ↳ naveen andrews as hectorForthwith he leapt in his armour from his chariogreek mythology fancast ↳ naveen andrews as hectorForthwith he leapt in his armour from his chario

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↳ naveen andrews as hector

Forthwith he leapt in his armour from his chariot to the ground, and brandishing his two sharp spears went everywhere throughout host, urging them to fight; and he roused the dread din of battle. So they rallied, and took their stand with their faces toward the Achaeans, and the Argives gave ground and ceased from slaying; and they deemed that one of the immortals had come down from starry heaven to bear aid to the Trojans, that they rallied thus. And Hector shouted aloud and called to the Trojans: “Ye Trojans, high of heart, and far-famed allies, be men, my friends, and bethink you of furious valour, the while I go to Ilios and bid the elders that give counsel, and our wives to make prayer to the gods, and promise them hecatombs.”

homer, iliadvi (x)


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The Greek Army at IKEA

Automedon: racing Briseis in an office chair

Briseis: eating the Swedish food, rolling down the aisle in an office chair

Diomedes: arm wrestling a German guy

Ajax: bench pressing a couch

Odysseus: criticizing how people build the IKEA furniture

Patroclus: struggling to pronounce the Swedish names

Achilles: ambushing Patroclus to throw him onto the mattresses

annadoll2001:Sophia SchliemannSo we are back with our buddy Heinrich Schliemann, the worst amate

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Sophia Schliemann

So we are back with our buddy Heinrich Schliemann, the worst amateur archaeologist ever to make a ton of money ripping off drunk archaeologists (all true scholars are drunks). Where did Schliemann get all that money for digging up Troy or whatever? Good question! He was a war profiteer during the Crimean war and a loan shark during the California Gold Rush of ‘49!

When Schliemann dug through a mound on Turkey’s western coast that he heard from drunk archaeologist Frank Calvert was Troy, he did not stop when he hit some Hellenistic Roman ruins. Oh no he did not. He did not stop when he hit more and more and more cities, no sir. He dug and dug until he found stuff that interested him: PRIAM’S TREASURE!

Among the treasure, which included goblets and daggers and axes and golden cups, was this stunning array of golden jewelry, seemingly forged by Hephaestus himself! These must be the jewels of Helen! The most beautiful woman in the world!

Wait wait wait wait wait. But why would Helen’s jewels be buried in the ruins of Troy? Wouldn’t she have taken them with her back to Sparta at least? I mean, she probably didn’t know that Schliemann would be putting them on his wife three thousand years later. And also she probably would have been offended. Sophia here is no mean looker but she is also no Helen of Troy.

And huh, I wonder how advanced Schliemann’s knowledge of geological stratigraphy was? Probably not advanced enough to know that he had plowed straight through the twelfth century “Troy” and all the way to the Bronze Age! Oh no, now we’re back at that same problem we had with Agamemnon’s mask…consider these jewels DUBITABLE.


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The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of The Song of Achilles - Sketches and PosesOne of my recent character design projects was The Song of

The Song of Achilles - Sketches and Poses

One of my recent character design projects was The Song of Achilles! Here are some sketches of the characters I focused on

Expressions |Colour & Lineup


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Eric Shanower’s “Age of Bronze,” a retelling of the Trojan War with an emphasis on historical accura

Eric Shanower’s “Age of Bronze,” a retelling of the Trojan War with an emphasis on historical accuracy and completeness. It’s not every day that a comic book gets positively talked about breathlessly by academic archeology journals. 

If you want to read it, the way to do this is simple and cost-free: just go to your public library, because it’s the kind of “important” eat-your-vegetables comic book that librarians doing collection development tend to buy, and patrons ignore. I know, I know…usually, the fact that librarians love it and push it tends to be the absolute kiss of death when it comes to actual readability (we connect emotionally and fall in love with pulpy, visceral, primal, real fiction with hot blood instead of “important” fiction), but…for once…they actually picked something cool, with boobs and blood, and a lingering sense of doom accompanied by an emphasis on historical accuracy unseen in comics since Carl Barks put down his pen. And there’s an awful lot, so if you want to read it all top to bottom, set aside a summer vacation (or a year) to get through it. And considering they’re probably (tragically) not checked out all that often, the comics are probably in like-new good shape and not dog-eared. 

Of course, that’s not the only way to read Age of Bronze. If you haven’t been to a public library in a while, you should go now, because it’s not like when we were kids. Among other things, most community ones have Netflix-like ebook and yes, movie services that you don’t even need to be in the physical building to access, and Age of Bronze is on some of them (obviously I can’t speak to your location’s circumstances, but I’ll bet real money you can be reading Age of Bronze free within the hour on your iPad if you visit your local library system site, in addition to probably more movies than Netflix). I give librarians a lot of flak because they are members of the urban professional class and their taste and sense of what counts as valuable reflects that, of course, but don’t get me wrong, here….aside from that, I am completely in accordance with the goals of the public library: there is a universal right to access and participate in culture these institutions are incredibly important in spreading (yes, especially for the little old biddies reading romance novels), a right that is far more important than bloated, illegitimate, rent-seeking squatter’s rights like copyright, and the interests of publisher middlemen parasites. If the choice is them or the universal social good of libraries, I pick libraries every time. 

The fact libraries exist is a little miracle, God, can you imaginetrying to start them now, in 2022?


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