me *finds 10 bucks in my winter jacket I forgot there last winter*

me, with monocle: “Bring the caviar! The mob shall move!”

2018 be like: To those who survived 3 month of winter get a fourth month - for free!

ALT

Hello all! This lil mushroom is sitting down and enjoying a typical drink from Argentina (yerba mate)
@mudecartoon

My feet: we are freezing,, what is warmth,,, this is how we die

Me: *puts on socks and sticks feet under a blanket*

My feet: *still freezing but now they’re sweaty too*

Cold

I used to love the coldness of winter but now all I can think of is how much you hate it. -Some0nereally