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Con cada ¿cómo estás?

Con cada ayuda que te pueda dar,

Te amo por cada foto enviada,

Por cada red social que interactuamos,

Por cada letra que te leo y voces que envías atraves de estos medios,

Si eso no te demsuetra nada algo falla

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Here’s a weird collection I’ve been amassing for something like two years now. It all started with Zarlax, on the far left. Zarlax, a being capable of bending time and space, was found lost and alone during a shopping trip one day. Or perhaps, he found me. Thus Zarlax became the founding member of this very odd army.

Starting from the left we have the titular Zarlax, a stout little man sporting stylish purple camo and a contrasting yellow streak on either side of his body. Capable of bending timespace.

To his left we have his partner, Cola, the second member of the army; predominantly red with white sides and underbelly. She doesn’t speak.

On top of Cola there’s the All-Seeing-Orca. Blue with white eyepatches, flank patches and underside, and flimsy felt flippers. They see all. It’s very stressful.

Here’s a picture of them getting a bath after bringing them home.

Next is the bruiser, Hot Rod. Blazing blue with sweet flames all over, she’s the biggest member of the Army. Don’t let her cute expression and kind blue eyes fool you, she WILL wreck your shit.

The pink fellow above Hot Rod is the mysterious, round, and fuzzy UFO. Mostly pink with ovular green, orange, and blue rings all over. We don’t know much about them other than the fact that they are round. So very round. Also they can hover.

Beneath UFO is Disco, in classic tie-dye. We don’t know much about him except that he loves weed.

At the end are the newest recruits, a mother and son. The pink gal is Peaches; she will shank you. On top is the little orange man. We don’t know his name yet.

How to join Zarlax’s Army:

1. Look like you came out of a crane machine or were won at an amusement park.
2. Be dolphin/whale shaped.
That’s it.

To end off here’s an accidental collection of Hot Rod’s associates that I’ve discovered in the wild; a snake and an alligator, found at the same store at different times. Also look like they came out of a crane machine. The snake required restuffing surgery and no longer has a floppy neck. Thus concludes the story of Zarlax (so far)

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