#composer memes
Ladies, if he:
- never texts you back
- is always sleeping too much
- is generally unhealthy
- had a spiritual experience in Vienna
- dreams of uniting serious and light music
He’s not your man. He’s Soviet/German composer Alfred Schnittke.
cancelling plans is ok. having a married girlfriend is ok. going on dates with her while her husband is there is ok. eating only white foods is ok. owning 100 umbrellas is ok. do what you need to cope :)
it’s the 25th my dudes
y'all know what it means
MerryScriabmas!
timetolistentothepoemoffire
because like… Martinu was very relatable. like,,
mood
same bro
What your favorite composer says about you
Mozart: You love the “uh oh stinky” meme, youtube pranks, and/or fart jokes
Bach: You seem detached and emotionless but you’re actually super sensitive
Beethoven: Your diet consists of only coffee and your own tears
Brahms: You love the dark academia aesthetic
Pachelbel: You’re the kind of person to say you like all kinds of music, but only listen to pop
J F Rebel: You look for people who say that they like all kinds of music and show them mongolian throat singing
Bartok: Your biggest desire is to go absolutely feral and live in the woods
Kodaly: Your biggest desire is to live in a cozy cottage with like 10 kids
Dvorak: Your biggest desire is to be a bog witch and/or goblin
Berlioz: Yandere animes are your guilty pleasure
Paganini: You love showing off
Liszt: You’re probably a huge simp for him ngl
Smetana: You get attached to places more than to people
Rachmaninoff: You love suffering
Chopin: You have a huge playlist of sad sounding pieces for you to cry to
Scriabin: You used to have a Welcome to my Twisted Mind tumblr blog
Shostakovich: You probably think he’s cute and refer to him as “shosty” or “the shost”
Saint-Saens: You were always told that you’re smart as a kid, and it messed you up
Debussy: You cried during every single disney movie
Ravel: Well, you’re not a percussionist, that’s for sure (alternatively: you love water)
Satie: You used to consider yourself “not like other girls” unironically
Schoenberg: You’re either very chill or horribly elitist. No in betweens
Cage: You listen to those relaxing recordings of rain sounds
Xenakis: You are ready to fight anyone who says math is boring
Schnittke: You listened to the most unwanted song and you think it’s a bop
*Schubert’s Piano Trio No. 2 in E-Flat 2nd movement on airplay*
Me:Yooooo this is dope gotta bust a move!
Also Me:
Bach: testing the camera and mic
Beethoven: with a big ass headset
Mozart: doing some fart sounds using his underarm
Schubert: with his camera off
Chopin: only his dog in front of the camera
Liszt: greeting everyone up
Schumann: persuading Schubert to turn on his camera
Mendelssohn: unknowingly with his face being zoomed in the camera
