#ts sanders sides
Logan: Time for plan G.
Patton: Don’t you mean plan B?
Logan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Virgil: What about plan D?
Logan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Virgil: What about plan E?
Logan: I’m hoping not to use it. Janus dies in plan E.
Roman: I like plan E.
Of course I had to draw this, what do you mean
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he’s turning the fricking frogs gay
VIRGIL WITH PURPLE EYESHADOW!!! I REPEAT!!! VIRGIL WITH PURPLE EYESHADOW!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! SOURCES SAY THAT REPORTS OF FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ARE COMING IN BY THE MASSES
i was just talking abt this on discord, and i gotta agree with that.what a precious baby
Can’t make any promises, but the last one was fun to do, so is there any other themed outfits or just situations you’d want me to try to throw together for the Sides to wear??
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Looks like I’m shopping for some skirts.
IT’S HAPPENING, IT’S GONNA BE CANNON. I MIGHT CRY HOLY FUCK, YES PLEASE
Logan: I would like to talk to a snake person.
Janus, suddenly there:Hi.
Logan, sighing: No, not like that.
Janus, now holding up his yellow ball python:Hi.
Logan, with a tiny pink corn snake:Perfect.
Just imagine Virgil being absolutely befuddled when he snarkily says something back at Logan when they were all arguing, and instead of Logan saying something logical back or even yelling FALSEHOOD back at him…
There’s just silence.
So he looks over, and his mouth drops open in sheer surprise as..as…
Logan sticks his tongue out at him with that usual deadpan expression on his face, with his thumb pointed down.
And that..
That fricking stings more than any reasonable response to his anxious thoughts would ever do.
Merely because…
It’s just so surprising for him, and it was something that he never would have expected from Logan of all sides.
Logan voluntarily getting kidnapped by Remus because he wants to see how Roman’s weapon will fair against Remus’.
And he really needs that information for the book he’s writing, and no he can’t ask like a normal person for them to just fight each other.
He needs to see it on action.
Because…
Reasons.
Headcanon:
Logan has each of the sides’ logos tattooed on his back, in hopes that it will make him feel closer to the others. And that one day he can even show it to them.
He doesn’t have his own on him.
And it doesn’t help.
Remus having Medusa hair, except it’s just tentacles.
Logan, suddenly: You know what?
Logan: Janus is [REDACTED]
Janus, clenching his fist as he blushes furiously: Ssssshut it!
Janus definitely has one of those hair clips that looks like a sprout under his hat.
Like this one:
Roman, clearly joking: Jail for you Logan, jail!
Logan, pulling a baseball bat out of literally nowhere: You have to catch me first, and I don’t plan on going down without a fight. They don’t call me Lo-Gun for nothing. I have killed before, and I will do it again. I’m not going back to ja-
Roman, weakly: But.. but that’s a baseball bat… Not a gu-
Logan:*cocks the baseball bat with a shotgun sound*
Okay but Virgil designing Logan a puppet costume that’s just like his version.
Remus: You should turn evil. You’d be really good at it…
Logan:Okay.
Logan:*puts orange slices on his pizza*
Remus, clutching his chest in agony: Too fast! Too fast-
Okay but Virgil being a vampire for Halloween, and acting like he’s gonna bite Logan’s neck. Except when he does, Logan getting into the spooky mood goes frickin ragdoll limp when Virgil does playfully bite his neck.
So Virgil’s left standing holding Logan’s limo body, his anxiety slamming through the roof now as Patton and the others start to come into get the Halloween party going.