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Kris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Susie: They do.

Noelle: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

Spamton: I NEED YOU TO COME MEET ME, AND I NEED YOU TO COME [[ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?]].

Kris: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Kris: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Susie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noelle. I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

[Later that night]

Susie, very much awake:Uh-oh.

Toriel: Kris, could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six.

Kris, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados.

Berdly: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—

Kris: I wrote you a poem.

Berdly, already crying: You did?

Ralsei: Kris, we need a plan of attack!

Kris: I have a plan: ATTACK!

Jevil: WHAT IF MAYONNAISE CAME IN CANS?

Spamton: THAT WOULD SUCK SINCE YOU CAN’T MICROWAVE METAL.

Kris: Good morning to everyone except these two.

Ralsei: What are all of these frozen bodies doing here?!

Kris: Honestly, not much.

Susie: So are you two, like, dating now?

Kris & Berdly:Yes.

Susie:Why?

Berdly: Well, I happen to find Kris very appealing.

Susie: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what’s wrong with Kris.

Kris: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Berdly: You’re a hazard to society.

Susie: And a coward. Do twenty.

Berdly: What’s up? I’m back.

Kris: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Berdly: Death is a social construct.

Susie: What are you having?

Kris: An identity crisis.

Susie: I meant for lunch.