#doctor
Mermay Day 3 - “sweet”
sequel of yesterday, after she read Queenie the story of the little mermaid, the doc bought her a dress, so she can feel like a princess
So, I want to tell you about what happened at my doctor yesterday.
As you know, I’m a guy that wear panties 24/7…to the doctor, to the gym - everywhere. Yesterday was no exception. A little background - I have frequently had dreams and fantasies about other people seeing me in panties, and I often played out those scenarios in my head. Who would see me? What would they say? How would I reply? What would end up happening? Whenever it does happen, though, it never goes quite like I thought it would. Deep down, I had secretly wished someone would see me in my girliest panties, we would strike up a conversation, and it would be wonderful, in some way. But, whenever I knew for a fact that I was going to be in a situation where I had an opportunity for someone to see me in my girliest panties, I always chickened out and wore plain, boring, unidentifiable panties.
I had a doctor’s appointment yesterday - just an annual checkup. My primary care doctor is a PA (physician’s assistant - not a full MD, but performs all the functions of a doctor), and is female. Whenever I see her, I always wear panties, but neither she nor the technician that does my vitals ever asks me to strip down. When I am examined, she usually just presses down on my belly, but never checks below the belt. She might undo the button on my jeans to make it easier to check, which would expose the high-cut panties I always wear, or she would see them peeking out of the back of my jeans when she’s got my shirt up and listening to my heartbeat. So, I know that she knows that I wear them. But nothing was ever said to me, and it was never a big deal.
When I first started seeing her (which was right about the time I started wearing panties 24/7), I was VERY conscious of the panties I was wearing. They were usually Jockey Elance - plain white or a dark color, like navy blue or dark grey, and nothing about them screamed “women’s panties” like lace or girly prints or anything. I knew what they were, and that was enough. After several checkups, though, knowing that not much was being seen, I got a little more daring. I started going through my panty collection on the day of my appointments to pick out the right pair - like Victoria’s Secret cotton panties in pink, purple, maybe flower prints, or (my favorite) polka-dots . Sometimes, I couldn’t decide - so I would use something like flip-a-coin, or random.org, or stick em all in the dryer - let them tumble a few minutes - then pick one out blindly…(I wouldn’t even look at them as I put them on, so it would be a surprise when I got there!). At the end of the day, it still didn’t matter. She maybe got a peek at them, but it was never the exposé I had dreamed up in my head. All that to be said, the last couple years, I never put any thought into the panties I was wearing, so I just wore the pair that happened to be at the top of the stack for that day that I was going to wear anyway.
Yesterday, I got a little bit more than I bargained for.
As usual per my daily routine, I put on the pair of panties at the top of the stack, not putting any thought into it. It’s one of my current favorite pairs from Soma, the Embraceable Signature Lace High-Leg Brief, style name: Perennial Bloom Mini Ivory. In fact, I had forgotten that I had an appointment until just an hour before, thanks to a reminder on my phone. Before I left the house, I realized the panties I was wearing were VERY girly (you can see them below) - lacy and floral - and I considered changing before I left. But, knowing the routine of my doctor, I didn’t feel the need to.
When I arrived at the doctor, everything started normal - blood pressure, pulse, temperature, etc. But then, I got the gut-sinking request from the tech: “Ok sir, please go ahead and take off everything except your underwear.” I went full deer-in-headlights.
I replied: “Uhh…is this a change in procedure? I’ve never had to do this here.”
“Yes, we switched our record-keeping software, and we want accurate height and weight measurements, so no more getting weighed in your clothes.”
My eyes got bigger, and my jaw dropped slightly, knowing the scale was outside the exam room. It wasn’t in plain view of the whole office, but if anyone happened to walk by that corner of the hallway at that moment, they would see me full frontal.
“Not to worry, sir. We have a gown for you to wear out to the scale, and you can take it off just before you step on. As long as you’re wearing underwear….you are wearing underwear, right?”
“Uhhh…yea…”
“Then not to worry! We see everyone in their underwear,” she said, snarkily.
I took my time taking everything off. First my shoes, then my socks, then my shirt. Finally I reached for my pants, hoping I could grab the gown real quick and cover myself up before she saw too much….but then I realized she was going to see them when I was standing on the scale anyway, so….
Down went the pants. There was no hiding them, now.
Her eyes gazed down, and got wide. “Ahhhh, I see.”
I don’t usually care or get too embarrassed if someone sees a peek of my panties, but this…was different. I turned beet red.
“I’ll make sure the coast is clear before you take your gown off.” She winked at me.
I quickly got the gown on, struggling to tie the back. “Let me help you” She tied the two ties in the back, making sure to cover up my panty-covered-butt well. It was hard not the be self-conscious marching to the scale.
When we got there, she peered around the corner to make sure no one was coming. “Ok, I’ll untie the back and you step on, quickly,” she whispered.
I stepped on, simultaneously backing out of the gown. I was wearing nothing but my frilly panties, and waited what seemed like an eternity, only to hear 3 buzzes coming from the machine. “Hang on a minute,” she said. She tried to take the weight again, and again, 3 buzzes. It’s a good thing she didn’t take my pulse at this point, it was probably up around 200.
I heard a voice from around the corner. “Is that stupid scale acting up again?” 2 more techs came from out of an office down to where we were. I was petrified. One of them headed straight for the computer that was linked to the scale. The other stood there and watched, then glanced at me and said, “Oh! those are cute!” I looked back at her, wide eyed. She had a devilish little smirk on her face. The other tech that came in turned her head to me and said, “Oh, my!” and started giggling. I didn’t know what to do or say, so I blurted, “they’re my faves!” That seemed to take the edge off a little bit - all three ladies smiled.
The 3rd tech asked me, “aren’t they uncomfortable on you? They aren’t really designed for guys…”
I replied, “not at all. They’re so much more comfy than boxers or briefs”
I went on to explain, “I’ve never stripped down here before. Had I known, I probably would have worn something a lot more….subtle.”
She laughed. “Oh, I’m glad you didn’t! Those are absolutely adorable! Where did you get them?”
I told her I got them from Soma - she had never heard of them, but she told me she was going to look them up after work.
The 2nd tech finally got the machine working, and I got my weight measured, and we went back to the exam room so I could wait for the PA. Thankfully, the wait was long enough so that my heart rate could go back down before she examined me.
When she came in, she had me take off my gown, and did a thorough examination with me just in my panties, which was kind of a surprise - I guess that procedure had changed too. She never said or questioned anything about my panties. She pressed down on my belly, as usual, and I thought we were done. But then she had me stand up.
“Go ahead and take your panties off for me please.” I nearly lost it right there. A female asking me to take off my panties, then doing a prostate exam on me? I could barely contain myself….but I made it through.
“Ok, you can put your panties back on and start getting dressed.”
A woman told me to put my panties on. That’s one for the books!
Anyway, I guess, be careful what you wish for!
As for future doctor’s visits….I guess I’m going to have to again be selective about the panties I wear…and you can bet they’ll be girly as hell!
Indian Witch Doctor or Sha-man, healing a sick woman
1906
Source: Library and Archives Canada
Familie Dr. Kleist ep. 56 - cpr
crazy rodent deceased
this is the biggest mood.
Talk about your poop in Dutch ()
Nouns:
- Poep (de) = poop
- Ontlasting (de) = stool
- Feces (de) = faeces
- Keutels (de) = pebble poop/turds
- Drol (de) = turd
- Diarree (de) = diarrhea
- Stoelgang (de) = defecation, stool
- Verstopping/constipatie (de) - constipation
Adjectives:
- Hard = hard
- Zacht = soft
- Waterig = watery
- Slijmerig = slimy
- Groot = big
- Klein = small
- Glad = smooth
- Lichtbruin = light brown
- Donkerbruin = dark brown
- Zwart = black
- Groen = green
- Red = rood
Verbs:
- Poepen = to poop
- Persen = to push/press
Example conversation:
- Person 1: Hoe is uw stoelgang?
(How is your stool?)
- Person 2: Ik heb moeite met poepen. Mijn keutels zijn groot en hard en ik moet hard persen om ze er uit te krijgen. Daarnaast is mijn poep een vreemde kleur.
(I have difficulty pooping. My poop is big and hard and I have to push hard to get it out. Furthermore, my poop is a strange colour.)
- Person 1: Welke kleur is uw poep?
(What colour is your poop?)
- Person 2: Mijn poep is soms rood en soms zwart.
(Sometimes my poop is red and sometimes black.)
- Person 1: Ik denk dat u last heeft van een verstopping. Ik vraag een inwendig onderzoek voor u aan.
(I think you suffer from constipation. I will request an internal examination.)
“By the Hairy Hairballs of Hackoth!”