#eurus holmes
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.
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happening in the episode, and it wouldn’t have been a main thing.
i think, if they made johnlock canon, we wouldn’t be happy about it now because it would’ve been a small scene and then the normal storyline would’ve continued. and that’s not what johnlock deserves.
i’m not sure if this makes sense to anyone else but i’m pretty sure i’m gonna get hate for this, this is my opinion. if you think different about it, im totally ok with that. [ if you see grammar mistakes, i’m happy that you have such great eyes, you can keep them es a reward for finding them]
eurus killed victor at the age of idk 6 or 7 oh my
remeber the theory i had about moriarty working for mycroft? maybe moriarty is working for fucking eurus instead of mycroft bc she wants revenge for whatever reason
Sherlock: so an octopus can change its colour to mimic its surroundings. when octopi do this it’s called-
Eurus: an octo-lie
Sherlock: …metachrosis
Eurus:
Sherlock:
Eurus: mocktopus.
Eurus: remember that bank job?
Mycroft:bank job?
Molly: it’s not how it sounds
Eurus: uh, its exactly how it sounds
Sherlock and Eurus standing in front of the burning kitchen, John enters.
John, resigned: What happened?
Eurus:We wanted to make waffles.
John, sighing:And?
Eurus:It’s not exactly rocket science.
John, signing again: Yes, I know. And?
Sherlock:That was the problem. If it had been rocket science this would be a lot more spectacular.
Sherlock: Eurus, I need to have a word with you
Eurus:Oh, are you gonna arrest me?
Sherlock:quite the opposite
Eurus: I’m gonna arrest you?
Sherlock: Eurus, why do you have three mini fridges plugged into the same outlet?
Eurus: three mini fridges are cheaper than a regular one
Eurus: I was the only person at Sherlock’s side when he fell off that ladder. I will never forget his haunting last words
Molly: What were they?
Eurus:“stop shaking the ladder”
Eurus: Did I ever tell you how much I respect you?
Sherlock: What?
Eurus: Don’t get me wrong, I never liked you, you’re sort of prissy, but in this moment, when you stood toe-to-toe with me and won, I gotta say you had balls, kid.
Eurus: I accidentally poisoned someone’s drink but I forgot which
Mycroft:What?
John: The fuck?
Sherlock:With the way dinner’s going I hope is mine
Mycroft: Can we talk about the message that you just sent to everyone?
Eurus: It was a critical update.
Mycroft: It just says ‘I’m back on my bullshit’
Eurus: The people need to know.
What is it like to join the world of Sherlock?
The latest addition to the cast - Sian Brooke (Eurus Holmes) - tells all.
Happy 20th birthday Wizarding World.
