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My friend is a chef and he began posting these, I thought they were too awesome not to share.
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If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
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Women are like IPhone’s, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberry’s, rub one ball and everything moves!
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Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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