#frenemies

tinkerbelldetective:

We were robbed of not only Swanfire, but frenemies Captain Swan. Those two could have had the best older sibling younger sibling kinda fighty but don’t fuck with them kind of vibe. Their conversations could have shifted from I cannot stand your ass to I tolerate your presence to I cannot stand your ass (affectionate).

Also, Hookfire.

Neal: “I’m a little stuck on an anniversary gift for Emma, it’s between something super reliable or something really sentimental.”

Hook, without hesitation: A ship

Neal: what the fuck is she gonna do with a ship?

Killian shares embarrassing stories about Neal with Emma and she laughs her ass off while Neal just grumps and occasionally exclaims that is NOT how it went down.

me on the outside:

me on the inside:

Day 1 - Frenemies

Thanks to @idesofnovember

aries, leo, libra, scorpio, pisces

‘Okay buddy, this is it.You can’t be here. You know your gang isn’t allowed in this part of town, that’s not how this shit works, and I know you know that because I’ve been telling you so for every single time you wander into my street, one day my boss is gonna make me shoot you and I’d hate to ruin that pretty face’ au

mischiefinyoureyes:

The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

This is how i see Y/n and Eren’s dynamic inPARADI$E(the book is not published)

Pairing: Eren Yeager X Reader

Warning : mentions of shooting, killing, basically Y/n threatening to kill Eren

Words :240

Eren walks out of the bathroom, his body is covered in stray water droplets, face covered with a white towel

“You don’t dry yourself up before leaving the bathroom?” You asked, judging him

He pulled the towel of his face “I do, but I didn’t expect someone to be in my room”

“Yeah whatever, cover up” You say eyes still on his face

He smirks “I will but can you confirm if it’s big?”

You narrow your eyes at him “I will kill you”

“You just gotta look and tell me the truth”

“I will cut your dick off” “Okay let’s not do that”

You roll your eyes

“Are you here to fuck” He suddenly asked

“What, no. How do you come up with?”

“You might’ve fallen in love with me, the other day and stalked me” He said

“I will blow your head off” “In what way?”

“What do you mean ‘In what way’ there is only one way” You say annoyed

“Not really, you can give me head tho” “ew”

“Ew?!” Eren repeated you words clearly offended by it

“Yeah, ew” You confirm

“I’m hot, what are you on?” “Sure, if you wanna believe that” You mumble

“We both know that I’m hot, regardless of your delusional opinion” he says “actually, we should fuck since, you are hot, I’m hot, makes perfect sense”

“I will stab you to dead” You threaten him

“Shit sounds painful, let’s not do that” He said

This is chapter 3 of PARADI$E but okay

thinking-about-fiction:

WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

[Gif description: (not mine) Bucky and Sam rolling into the field]

This is a snippet I wrote while writing from prompts with a friend: I managed to use all 5 prompts haha. (refreshed; dancing shoes; light bulb; coming dread; abandoned beauty). Not fanfic.

I’m wondering if I can fit it into my Red WIP….

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“Oh, look at the abandoned beauty!” A said. 

“Fuck off,” B said.

“Rude.” A plopped down beside B. “What’s the problem? Not enough people fawning over you, lavishing you with praise and cheap alcohol?”

“What’s the matter, no women throwing themselves at you or men itching for a fist-fight, so you’ve come to bother me instead?”

A looked at B like they’d just caught the scent of something rotten.

“Maybe that’s the problem.” B waved a hand in A’s general direction. “You’ve got the attitude of a rabid skunk.”

A’s eyes widened, and if B looked closely, they thought they could see flames in their pupils. 

“Do you feel that coming dread? It’s because I’m going to kill you once I come up with a really creative way to do it.”

“There now! Don’t you feel refreshed? You’ve got your dancing shoes on, let’s go back in, tear it up.”

“I must have done something truly awful in a past life to be cursed with you in this one.”

B smiled brightly at A. “I’m sure we both did!” B stood up and offered their hand to A. “Shall we?”

“If I had more sense, this would be the part where a lightbulb goes off, saying this is a terrible idea.” They took the proffered hand.

“Ah, but luckily you never did have much sense.”

A squeezed B’s hand in an iron grip until they winced.

“Mmm. Lucky you.“

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Find other bits of my original writing here.

My collaboration between me and @emositecc from DA!

Our 22 precious bois in one pic, Doraemon surely doesn’t like mices! XD