#fresh harper
Fresh: You’re smiling, what happened?
Jake: Can’t I just smile because I want?
Tricky: King fell down the stairs
Jake: Rules are made to be broken!
Frank: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jake: Uh, piñatas?
Tricky:Glowsticks
Fresh: Karate boards
Yutani: Spaghetti when you have a small bowl
Jake:Rules!
Playing Scrabble
King: I will put my A down to make “A”
Fresh: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT”
Jake: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Yutani: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Tricky:*Flips the board*
Tricky: There’s only one thing worse than a murderer
Fresh: *takes out paper* Boom
Frank: A child…
Tricky:NO
Jake: [sleep-over voice] are you awake
King: [sleep-over reply voice] yeah
Fresh: [regrettable sleepover voice] you guys SHH
Yutani: [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
Frizzy: [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
Tricky: [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
Frank: [serial killer voice] got room for one more
Mully: I can make you guys something to eat if you are hungry
Jake: No, we’re good. Thanks, dad
(Awkward silence)
Jake: … Why’s everyone staring at me
Tricky: You just called Mully dad. You said “thanks, dad”
Jake: What? No I didn’t! I said “thanks, man”!
Mully: Do you see me as a father figure, Jake?
Jake: Pffft, no! If anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me
Fresh: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Jake: I didn’t call him dad!
Mully: No, no, Jacob. I take it as a compliment.You wanna talk about it after a game of catch?
Jake: …(whispering) I’d like that
Guard: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Jake: Shit
Fresh: Wait, three?
Guard: Yeah?
Tricky: OH MY GOD GUYS TANI FELL OFF
Fresh: I don’t know where your nail polish is!
Frizzy: You’re ugly when you lie, Fresh!
Fresh: I’m not lying!
Frizzy: Then why are you ugly?!
Jake: It’s not like I consider Mully my role model and possibly see him as a missing father figure in my life or anything
Tricky: Are you ok
Fresh: Would you settle in for father-in-law?
Yutani: *glances at Fresh*
Fresh: King, you’re a genius!
King: Yeah, I get called that a lot
Fresh: What, a genius?
King: No, King.
Yutani: Here’s what I wonder about zombies: what happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead!
Tricky: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on “How do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror”
Fresh: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
