#frost suicide squad

[Phone rings]

Frost: *holding the phone* Boss, it’s your girlfriend.

Joker: *grabs the phone* Harley is not my girlfriend.

Joker: *into the phone* What is it pumpkin?

[Harley, hiding behind a wall, waiting]

[Joker walks by]

Harley:BOO

Joker: AAAA, stooooop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Frost:*snorts*

Joker: Frost, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Frost: I didn’t you just walked in here and started talking.

Joker: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

Joker: we can bake these cookies at 400 degees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Frost: no that’s not how you make cookies

Harley: FLOOR IT!

Joker: how about 4,000,000 for one second?!?

Frost: yOURE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Joker: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Harley: DO IT!

Frost:NO-