Thanks to everyone who’s tagged me recently! Today I bring you Garrus and Shepard blowing off steam in the Armax Arsenal Arena. ;)
Some suggestiveness, but nothing too spicy.
“Come on.” Garrus took her hand and pulled her across the arena determinedly, heading for one of the corners.
“What are you doing?” Shepard hissed, glancing up at the dozens of cameras still trained on them. Her boyfriend didn’t answer. Instead, he tugged her behind a large barricade programmed to look like a natural rock formation near the outer edge of the arena, crowding her up against it.
“Okay,” he said, checking his omni-tool. “None of the cameras should be able to see us here.”
“See us doing what?” she asked.
“This,” he said and seized her face with both hands, kissing her roughly. At first Shepard was too surprised to respond, but she quickly recovered and returned the gesture eagerly. Her fingers curled around the edge of his breastplate, pulling him closer as his long, dexterous tongue twined with hers. With a needy growl, he grabbed the back of her thigh and lifted up her leg, grinding his hips impatiently against hers through their armour.
Garrus has spent his life being very pretty, but in a forgettable way. He’s the upper-middle-class Cipritine equivalent of one more tall, handsome white bloke with shiny brown hair.
He does not react well to getting half his face burned off. Apart from the circumstances - those are *not* honourable scars - he’s used to being conventionally attractive. Now he has to put his head on one side to eat because that mandible doesn’t work right and food keeps falling out of his mouth, and AAAA
…he copes. He gets used to it. His best friend (girlfriend if you ship that) is nearly as messed up looking after all, and they can support each other.
And eventually… at least he’s not forgettable looking any more?
Grunt: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Garrus’ Club, where we all discuss how much we hate our least favorite turian. I’d like to welcome our newest member: Shepard!
Shepard, very sadly: I’m afraid I may have misunderstood.
