#goatman
Last cover of the season! Let me know if you want to see more!
There are just some stories where you don’t know how to begin.
Thomas Thwaites wanted to know what life was like for animals. The idea wasn’t particularly outlandish. “I remember thinking as child if only I could be a cat, then I wouldn’t have to go to school.” I mean, who hasn’t? But Thomas went a little beyond most escape fantasies.
On a whim he applied to a grant, and they called his bluff. Off he went. To the Swiss Alps. To live life as a goat.
“I went to a goat farm in the Alps and I had some prosthetics made by a prosthetic clinic, prosthetic hooves, prosthetic back legs, I also tried to digest grass. Because that’s what goats do.”
After three or four days getting the hang of his new hooves, he challenged himself to cross the Alps. Because that’s what goats do.
“It was a very, I don’t know, a very special kind of time.”
Ah yes, because only good things can happen in a dark office.
So in this AU, JSchlatt is the mayor of this mysterious town. It doesn’t take him long to learn about the new paranormal investigators in his town, so he has a meeting with Wilbur about their antics.
Especially since the three of them were messing around on HIS bridge.
Right away, it’s clear Schlatt knows more than expected. He already knows all about the mysterious happenings of his town, he claims to know everyone’s secrets, and with just a look at Wilbur’s decaying face, he can tell him exactly what his condition is:
He’s undead.
Happy Birthday U Thot!
New outfit for count Luwucio.
Goat crawl
Fineliner fun
Me. My Wife. Her 5 foot 7, villa worth Magician.
Bark Bark
Dog mood
*bleats loudly when receiving pets*
All Devils after the ritual can do is get banned from realms, lay on thighs, get butt scratches, eat hot chip and lie.
Not for minors to interact
Down the stairs like it’s nobody’s business
Girl help
Iunno, just felt like doing this.