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Happy Halloween from Fresno! This is Hans
round and round the jackalopes go
✨SHOP LAUNCH✨
hey howdy hey y’all! I’m excited to share that I’ve finally opened up a shop to start selling prints :)
first stock features some ladies from the haunted mansion, cryptids, the adventure zone, and some sapphic monster gals
let me know if you have requests for future stock!
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happy shop reopen day!
funkyjersey devil pin + sticker designs to go along with my kitschy mothmanandbigfoot are now available!
also! my very first sticker pack of the monster cereal guys! just in time for breakfast
(p.s. still plenty of funky fruit sticker sheets left!)
I have these stickers and just ordered the jersey devil <3
Hey guys what if Mothman operated by Vampire + Bat Form rules tho…. is that anything?
L E T H I M I N
Void No. 6 (The Ether)
Available in my site shop
Void No. 6 has an emerald crystal heart. The face is hollow and lined with black velvet. It has a coat of specialty faux fur that glistens like dragon scales when the light shifts. The neck is comprised of individually layered fur, ostrich feather, and gold tinsel. Each fur color change on the body was hand sewn together. Every part of the skeleton contains a fully posable ball and socket armature that will not wear out over time. The ears have a ball joint base so it can be easily posed in any position. The head, ears, and legs were all cast in durable resin and painted with pigments that shimmer like the fur.
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The buildings are old and need constant repairs, so something is always under construction. Despite this, you have never seen anyone working on the roped off parts of the buildings. They simply shut down for a month and then re-open, fixed. Odd.
The movement teacher won’t stop talking about “The Work.” There is no clear definition, but it involves The Self and also The Body.
No one sleeps. At all. Not the professors, not the students, not the administrative team, and definitely not the resident company members. Your chances of passing someone in the hall are the same at 4 AM as they are at 2 PM.
Someone says the word “Macbeth” and the room goes dead quiet. The whole floor goes dead quiet. You don’t hear a word spoken in the whole building for the rest of the day. The offender isn’t in class the next day, or the day after that. Eventually, you forget their name.
During midterm week, you dream fitfully about “The Work.” You wake up in a cold sweat, almost certain that you’ll figure out what it is next time.
Your movement final is to “encounter yourself.” You don’t know what this means, but now you keep catching glimpses of yourself in crowds of people. The date of your final draws nearer. You don’t know what you’re going to turn in. Your reflection in the mirror has started lagging a bit. You get the feeling you will be encountering yourself very soon.
“The Work,” says a man on the subway. You clench your hands in your pockets. You have to stay on alert.
The alumni list is long and lofty. The teachers refer to it constantly. “This could be you, right?” You run into one of the alumni on your way downtown. Their eyes are empty. They will not look at you.
You sit down to watch a company show. You come to an hour and a half later during the bows, program still in hand. Everyone else agrees it was a brilliant show. You are not sure what happened to you during it. You may never be sure.
‘The children say they saw it in the field again. They claim it knows their names.’
‘Somethin’ ain’t right about those woods. The animals aren’t what they seem.’
[ID: A digital drawing a side view of a white stag from the neck up. The stag is snarling, showing off coyote teeth. It has six eyes that are empty and white apart from its oval shaped red pupils. It’s antlers are a red to pink gradient and sprout into mushrooms at the tips. From the back of its head shoot white/pink crystals. It is also wearing a crystal necklace. In the background are larger crystals with mushrooms sprouting from them]
Image from The Godzilla Power Hour Episode 12: The Sub-Zero Terror, accessed at the Non-Alien Creatures Wiki here
[Commissioned by @glarnboudin, who’s got a real Hanna-Barbera theme going. Given the watchuki’s weird technology and propensity for disguising themselves as humans in the episode, I can’t help but wonder if they were inspired by Lovecraft’s “The Whisperer in Darkness”, which posits that the explanation for the Abominable Snowman are in fact hyper-intelligent alien fungi. So I looped around, and made these the creations of the mi-go.
I ran into a bit of a frustrating hiccup, with what @prokopetz refers to as the “Sim-Dungeon” vibe of D&D 3.x and its descendant, Pathfinder RPG. The ability to do 3d6 cold damage as a ranged touch attack is not an overpowered ability for a CR 3 creature, but I wanted to make the cold beams come from an item, like they do in the source material. And the costs of a magic item with this capacity would be way outside the normal treasure for a CR 3 encounter. If this cheat bothers you, make the “watchuki wand” a supernatural ability of these creatures rather than an item.]
Watchuka
CR 3 LE Monstrous Humanoid
This stocky humanoid has white fur over gray skin. Its face is mostly obscured by a beard and moustache, with piercing red eyes. It is naked save for a harness, off of which hang various strange tools and devices.The watchuki (watchuka is singular) are an offshoot of the yeti. Although their forebears are strong yet peaceful creatures, watchuki are smaller and weaker but more cruel minded. They are in fact an artificial race—created through a selective breeding program by the mi-go, who were attempting to create a servitor race to handle the grunt work of creating technological items for them while the mi-go engaged in more intellectually satisfying endeavors. Thus, even the dimmest watchuka has an inherent talent for combining magic and technology, using this primarily to forge weapons of war. Many watchuki enclaves now exist separately from their mi-go creators, and some watchuki have forgotten their alien legacy.
Perhaps due to this engineered heritage, watchuki are prone to mutation. About one in three watchuki are born with the giant simple template—these are frequently mistaken for ordinary yeti. Very rarely a Great Watchuka will be born—these creatures are of animal intelligence but are grow to incredible strength and size. A Great Watchuka is a megaprimatus with the magical beast type and the fear gaze and cold resistance of a watchuka.
Watchuka Wand
Price4,000 gp; Aurafaint evocation; CL3rd;Weight1 pound
This thin silvery rod is favored by watchuka as a weapon. Three times a day as a standard action, a watchuka wand can fire a ray of cold; treat this as a ranged touch attack with a range of 120 ft and no range increment. A creature struck takes 3d6 cold damage and must succeed a DC 13 Fortitude save or take 1d6 points of Dexterity damage. These items are typically made using watchuka item crafting: the construction requirements below are for non-watchuka crafters.
Construction Requirements
Cost2,000 gp
Craft Wondrous Item, ray of enfeeblement, snowball