i know its v unlikely at this point but i would go insane if they made a Jiang Cheng spin off movie it could literally just be him doing paperwork for an hour and a half and i would watch the shit out of it
LOOK the TAXES ARE DUE, OKAY?! Fucking Sect Leader Ouyang has been bitching about tariffs for the last three– yes, quickly what is it?… whAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN JIANG HAO IS TEACHING A WATER GHOUL HOW TO DO SOMERSAULTS?!! FUCKIng… *leaves desk* *distant yelling* *lightning crackles* *more yelling* *stomps back to desk* – What was I saying? Oh, right. Where the fuck is my abacus… HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ABACUS?… A-Mei did WHAT with the beads?! HAIR DECORATIONS?! MOther of F– *stomps away from desk* *comes back with new abacus* –Buddha on a bike, doesn’t ANYONE care that if I turn these reports in late AGAIN fucking Jin Guangshan will make snide comments at the next conference even though he wouldn’t even read my reports if I had Nie Huaisang draw fucking porn all over them… WHAT NOW?… No. NO. Tell them I said no and if they do it anyway I will make them organize the lotus seed harvest by siZE and then substitute-teach meditation class for the six year olds for the next five weeks. Tell them to disobey me. Tell them I DARE them to disobey me. Uh huh. yEAH that’s what I thought… Where’s my fucking calligraphy brush… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INVOICE FROM CAIYI TOWN?!?!?? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MISBEGOTTEN GREMLINS DO??????
Here are six sentences, in no particular order, from chapter 2 of Behind the Magic, my CORBB fic with @ic3-que3n, which I hope to post in the next few days–once my draft of chapter 3 is more under control.
1. We just strapped a tiny Snow to her neck.
2. It would flash green, and then he’d turn around and his eyes would be solid blue—no pupil at all.
Summary: It’s been two years since Y/N has seen Dean, two years since he walked out of her life. Now he’s back and Y/N may be surprised to learn why.
Warnings:Smut. All Smut. Very little plot. Demon!Dean being hot af and doing dirty things with his mouth. Oral (fem rec) Bit of dirty talk. A hint of dub!con (but just a hint)
A/N:While chatting with @deanswaywardgirl a while ago, she presented me with this incredible imagine that she found on FB.
We haven’t been able to identify it’s creator, so if anyone knows, please give me the heads up so I can credit them here.
It was such a fantastic little imagine that I just built a whole Demon!Dean smutty drabble around it. I’ve only written for Demon!Dean once before, and I had lots of fun with it, but Deanmon was pretty brutal in that one, and so I’ve been wanting to write one a little tamer, but still full of Deanmon’s heat and roughness. Hope this does the trick.
Also, I’ve been obsessed with Dean/Jensen’s mouth over the last couple weeks, so it features fairly heavily here.
The beautiful divider at the bottom was created by @talesmaniac89
“What are you doing here, Dean?” You asked, trying to make your voice sound more annoyed and less breathy.
Standing on your doorstep, the green-eyed hunter just smiled.
You tried to pretend that gorgeous grin didn’t make a riot of butterflies dance in your belly. You didn’t want to admit just how happy you were to see him standing there.
After all this was the man who had walked away from you without a backwards glance, the man who’d told you he couldn’t do commitment, the man who, two years later, still haunted your dreams and fantasies.
jedi who do three point landings from eight floors up and make the earth shake. jedi who seem like they move silently because they can blur just the edges of your awareness so you never hear them coming. jedi who move as fast and sudden as a predator going in for the kill and they can be on you before you can blink. jedi who can hide underwater for almost an hour breathing the force instead of air. jedi who always catch things before they hit the floor almost like they knew it was going to fall
i just think that if you can draw on the force at the heart of the universe to enhance your physical capabilities, you should get to be a little scary about it
the thing about jedi is that they grow up surrounded by other jedi, so i think younger padawans must forget how this looks to other people all the time, and older jedi probably have to curb it a little in polite society, which gives you potential great moments where they suddenly show what they can reallydo
Weird Star Wars Space Regency AU where Finn isn’t supposed to get married yet because he’s not reached the age of maturity (being less than five-and-twenty Standard Years and an adopted ward of the General) and because he has yet to establish the means for a household (being freshly defected from the stormtroopers and still working to find his place and livelihood in the Resistance), and Rey isn’t supposed to get married at all because she’s training to become a Jedi, and yet there is a note addressed to Luke and Leia apologizing for what they had to do, but Finn and Rey are eloping to Space Gretna Green where anyone can marry anyone.
“Bring them back with their reputations intact,” Leia commissions Poe. Which, to be fair, he does, albeit (as Leia pointedly addresses when Poe returns) not in the fashion in which the General had hoped he would resolve this problem. But the Dameron name is one of the most respectable in the New Republic, after all, and it’s certainly auspicious enough to weather not one but two potential ruinations. And in Space Gretna Green, any marriage goes.
The Damerons’ marriage is scandalous, of course, which precisely the sort of entertainment that society needs when resisting the spread of an evil galactic empire. And despite whispers that Poe would tire of the union, that Rey would succumb to the asceticism of her order, that Finn would find little place for himself in this new world, the Damerons seem marvelously happy, and even endures the grumblings of the older generation with their customary good cheer.
(Or in other words, “Poe, you were supposed to bring them home safely, not deflower the both of them,” Leia exclaims when he returns, and Poe just holds up his hands helplessly as he goes, “Do you really think Iwas the seducer here?” as Finn and Rey high-five in the background.)
