You’ve heard of Drapple. Now get ready for:

Au where Minerva has a side career as rapper and she goes by Professor “MC” Gonagall.

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magical-shitposts:

Dumbledore Puns

Dumbledore doesn’t speak clearly: Mumbledore

Dumbledore isn’t bragging: Humbledore

Dumbledore isn’t interesting: Dumblebore

Where is Dumbledore sitting? On the Dumblefloor

Favorite Marvel Hero? Dumblethor

When Dumbledore is tired: Dumblesnore

Dumbledore goes shopping: Dumblestore

Dumbledore on Halloween: Dumblegore

Dumbledore is slutty: Dumblewhore

Dumbledor wins: Dumblescore

Dumbledore trying muggle sweets: Dumblesmore

Dumbledore promising something: Dumbleswore

Dumbledore being interested in interior design: Dumbledecore

Dumbledore taking care of the students: Dumblementor

Dumbledore really liking something: Dumbleadore

Dumbledore not stopping: he wants Dumblemore

// Feel free to add //

This is like Jacksfilms’ “Alexander Hamilton,” but better

I am honored.